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A Minnesota Casino Broke The World Record For Reasons Why The World Hates America

Nothing says Labor Day quite like spending four hours to make one hamburger, but that’s what the staff at the Black Bear Casino Resort chose to do in breaking the world record for the largest bacon cheeseburger.

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Joey Chestnut Eats 8 Pounds Of Wings, Gloriously Uses Twitter For Poop Updates

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This video is nearly 17 minutes long and is incredibly boring -- at one point the cameraperson seems to forget they're taping a competition at all and just films peoples' shoulders -- but it's necessary to illustrate Joey Chestnut's remarkable win at the 2012 Buffalo Wing Festival, and punctuate what a gross f**king human being he is.

WORLD RECORDS

Insert Happy Ending Joke Here

Sometimes I just don’t understand how people come up with their world record attempts other than the standard excuse of, “We just felt like it.

WORLD RECORDS

Embrace Our Sexy Overlords: The New Bikini Parade World Record Belongs To China

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Last year, we brought you the brave news of 357 Australian women who gathered to raise awareness for the lack of women wearing bikinis on a beach one day while they also broke the Guinness World Record for the longest bikini parade.

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Nick Symmonds > Ryan Lochte

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I have a ton of respect for America’s Olympic athletes, from the young ladies of the Fierce 5 to the members of the Men’s Basketball Team (yes, even LeBron James) and even for a stuttering human meatloaf like Ryan Lochte.

YE SHIWEN

Watch Out For Chinese Panda Bears And Their Giant Steroid Syringes

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We share a lot of NMA World Edition's ridiculously animated, absurdist news recap videos, but their latest (about world record Olympic swimmer Ye Shiwen) brings up an interesting question of how Asian and Pacific Island nations view each other, and whether or not cultural or racial prejudices get in the way of objective reporting.

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Let's Take A Tour Of The World's Largest McDonald's At The Olympic Park

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While most athletes will be looking to break world records in their respective events, McDonald’s is looking to set some new world records as well, by cramming two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, and cheese down the vuvuzela holes of everyone at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London.

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Next He'll Try To Break The World Record For Swimming Without Breathing

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Stuntman Gary Connery fell 2400 feet onto 18,600 cardboard boxes to break the world's record for Skydiving Without A Parachute.

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Lego Builds a Record Breaking Lego Monument to the Awesomeness of Lego

I've always envied people who could make awesome things out of Lego, because I've never been particularly good at it -- usually I'd just smash a bunch of blocks together into a mass, put some wheels on the bottom and call it a "car".

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Sadly He Was Also Wearing The Biggest Tiki Necklace Of All Time

Now that Manute Bol is dead, this record may never be broken.

WORLD'S FATTEST WOMAN

With Leather, With Love: The World's Fattest Woman Is Getting Married!

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There are some days that I look up at the sky and wonder if the world really is coming to an end, and today’s not just one of those days.

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This 10-Year Old Could Still Kick Your Ass

Last year we shared with you the story of Naomi Kutin, a then 88-pound 9-year old from Fairlawn, New Jersey, who became an Internet sensation when a video surfaced or her squatting 187-pounds.

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Disney Discloses Their "John Carter" Damages. Daaaamn.

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Just last week we were saying John Carter may lose as much as $165 million for parent company Disney.

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Twilight Fans Gathered To Break Least Surprising World Record

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Forgive this escape from sports for a moment, but as always I will use the disclaimer that world records are competitive and can therefore be included on this site.


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