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02.02.09 35 Comments

Here you see the Cash4Gold Super Bowl commercial starring MC Hammer and Ed MCmahon, which I consider the best of the bunch until someone reminds of something better.  Cash4Gold’s clearly come a long way since telling people to pull out grandma’s fillings for money

After the jump, I’ve got all the movie ads. A lot of people say Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was the best, others, G.I. Joe. But those people are idiots, probably the same ones who liked that MacGruber commercial. Year One was easily the best, followed by Land of the Lost. Elsewhere, Go once again made me wish I was stupider. And Chester the Cheetah is clearly Tony the Tiger’s ne’er do well, recovering heroin addict brother in law.

Here’s the 3-D spot for Monsters vs. Aliens that everyone said looked crappy. The 3-D looked okay to me, but I was on LSD. Meanwhile, the Sobe Lizards (way to reference your own shitty invention that no one liked, ad guys) allowed Japanese people to say, “See? You roundeye much clazy too.”

4 Fast 4 Furious. Pretty much the same as the old trailer, I couldn’t stop thinking of this screencap.

The new Star Trek: NOW WITH MORE BRUCE GREENWOOD! Did you know: Bruce Greenwood’s garden gnomes are really just midgets who stand perfectly still. They did it because he’s such a nice guy.

Land of the Lost. I was kind of into this one. Sue me.

G.I. Joe – HAHAHAHA, he just asked that Dennis Quaid what his unit was called.

Year One. Yeah yeah, I know you’re all tired of Michael Cera playing the same character every time. I’m not.

Up. It’s Pixar, so I’m sure it will be good. But the commercials leave me decidedly indifferent.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Remember, kids, it’s the only ‘Giant Robot Movie‘ that matters.

Race to Witch Mountain. …Yeah.

Angels and Demons. There’s a treasure map, written on the back of the Declaration of Independenc— wait, what? That’s not Nic Cage? Oh, f-ck.

You can see all the rest of the commercials over at Spike. I’ve always said Billy Corgan was underrated as a Hyundai commercial editor.

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