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08.06.08 40 Comments

Our official movie reviewer Sexman has an official announcement: he got braces. So enjoy your Sexman-has-bad-teeth jokes while you can, you haters. It won’t be so funny once the Canadian dental health system takes over.

All that shit is finally behind me.  And I can barely talk right, this sucks.  But anyway, I’ll get used to them and I can finally feel normal.

Aw, his youthful naivety brings back memories, doesn’t it?  I mean, not because I was ever like him, because my ex-girlfriend is about his age.  And she also had braces.  On her legs.  I didn’t mind though.  She was like that when I bought her.   

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