01.26.09 10 years ago 15 Comments

It’s been a while since I last caught you up with Sexman, FilmDrunk’s official movie reviewer.  He recently witnessed two girls fighting at school. Here he offers his review.

“Saw a fight at school the other day that was pretty badass.  Was tryin to hustle my ass to gym class because I didn’t wanna be late.  Some kids didn’t see the fight, but don’t worry, I told them ALL about it.  It was so exhilarating and exciting, I love fights.  Though I’d rather see two guys fighting because it’s more violent.”

I feel the same way about love making.  Wait, what?  In any case, ridicule him in the comments all you want, but by now it’s clear: I’m Sexman.  You’re Sexman.  Are not we all Sexman?

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