It’s been a while since I last caught you up with Sexman, FilmDrunk’s official movie reviewer. He recently witnessed two girls fighting at school. Here he offers his review.
“Saw a fight at school the other day that was pretty badass. Was tryin to hustle my ass to gym class because I didn’t wanna be late. Some kids didn’t see the fight, but don’t worry, I told them ALL about it. It was so exhilarating and exciting, I love fights. Though I’d rather see two guys fighting because it’s more violent.”
I feel the same way about love making. Wait, what? In any case, ridicule him in the comments all you want, but by now it’s clear: I’m Sexman. You’re Sexman. Are not we all Sexman?