STAR TREK STILL LOOKS CREEPY, GAY

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11.11.08 86 Comments

Paramount released a couple new posters for the upcoming JJ Abrams’ produced Star Trek movie, and while they’re not as bad as the last batch, these guys both still look way too young for these roles.  Chris Pine (channelling E.R.-era George Clooney) doesn’t bother me as much in this shot, which probably has a lot to do with the angle and lighting minimizing his giant forehead and fruity highlighted hair. But Zachary Quinto’s Spock, with his ultra-rubbery skin and gently parted lips, looks like he wants to touch me in my swimsuit area or smell my infant child.

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