Britney Spears has met a lot of people in her life: Dan Aykroyd, the purple Teletubby, the other Jason Alexander. She’s probably forgotten at least 75 percent of them (sorry, Dan Aykroyd), because, to quote Homer Simpson (remember when Britney was on The Simpsons? She most likely doesn’t), “every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.” That “old stuff” apparently includes Taylor Swift.
On the Kyle and Jackie O Show this weekend, Spears, who’s currently working on her ninth (!) album, was asked who she’d rather hang out with: Katy Perry or Public Enemy #1. She picked Taylor. Why? “I’ve never met her before.”