11.17.06 11 years ago 4 Comments

New England coach Bill Belichick, named as the Other Man in an ugly New Jersey divorce, is trying to postpone his deposition in the case until after the season.

Saying Belichick’s schedule is “hectic at best” during the season, his attorney has requested to postpone the coach’s grilling. But the angry Jersey construction worker, who says BB is a homewrecker, is expected to object.

Jesus, Bill. I'm sure your little blonde receptionist was a cute thing in the '80s, but I'd have to recommend against getting involved with someone who's married to a New Jersey construction worker. It's part of my "keeping my knees intact" policy. It also falls in line with my "no Jersey girls" policy.

Well, unless she's a hot deaf-mute. Then all bets are off.

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