01.03.07 11 years ago 4 Comments

What better way to ring in the New Year than with useless A-list gossip from New Year's Eve? I'll tell you: waking up in an unfamiliar apartment with a dirty minx whose last name you don't know. But, since I didn't do that, useless gossip it is! First up: Matt Leinart! Britney Spears!

[Spears] was spied on Dec. 29 at the Jackrabbit Supper Club cozying up to… Matt Leinart. "They were flirting," a mole tells Us, with another positing [that] "Paris is going to be pissed."

But Hilton… probably won't be as peeved as basketball player Brynn Cameron, Leinart's sometime squeeze and the mother of his 2-month-old son. "Brynn is not happy," a snitch tells Us. "But it was a one-time occurrence."

Oooh… juicy! They were in the same room! That means Leinart definitely banged out the C-sectioned mother of two/washed-up pop starlet. Of course, he did sleep with Hilton, soooo… I'm not going to defend his judgment. Next up: Tom Brady! Miami!

[Dreamboat]… jetted off to South Beach – via private plane, of course – to ring in 2007. The boys wound up at the Delano hotel where party animal Lindsay Lohan was hosting a New Year’s bash… Toasting 2007 with the two-time Super Bowl MVP were “Daybreak” hunk Taye Diggs; singers Kelly Rowland and Queen Latifah; ex-boy banders JD Chasez and Lance Bass and Bass’ on-again, off-again boytoy Reichen Lehmkuhl; ex-“Buffy the Vampire Slayer” sis Michelle Trachtenberg; “Entourage” wheeler-dealer Kevin Connolly; hip-hop honcho Scott Storch; party gal Kimberly Stewart and rapper T.I.

So, basically… the party fucking sucked. Got it. Well, except for Miss Trachtenberg. I'd kidnap her and keep her tied up in my basement, if you know what I'm saying. Wink, wink.

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