05.08.09 9 years ago 14 Comments

Thanks, Kara. Too bad you decided to sit out this particular event…

They had another Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco last week. You know you’re living a life of extravagance when you’re paying extra money to do something that you could have done at home for free. And I don’t know how San Francisco Weekly (NSFW) was ever given permission to take pictures here, but apparently they were. I don’t understand how you could sign up for that kind of thing while people take pictures of you. I get embarrassed just wearing shorts in public.

We jumped the thumbnails…and you can probably see why.

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