Ladies and gentlemen, the best player in Italy’s Serie A, Zlatan Ibrahimovic. This says more about Italian soccer than all the thousands of words I’ve ever written about the plodding boredom that is the hallmark of both Serie A and the Italian national team. And I say that as someone who actually likes soccer. Just imagine how much more you could hate soccer if you focused on Italy!
On a more serious note, that’s the ugliest chick I’ve seen in a long time.
[AP Photo via Kickette]