06.16.09 9 years ago 14 Comments

Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos is fighting MMA icon and WL wunderbabe Gina Carano on August 15th, and so I find this video doubly frightening. Yeah, she may not have the whole aesthetic package, but I don’t think I’ve ever been so turned on by such a well-constructed killing machine. It’s like Ivan Drago came to life as a butterfaced mail-order bride. From Cage Potato:

Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos is a passionate, passionate woman. In fact, she’s so passionate that when the interviewer in the above video asks an innocent question about how long it would take her to choke out Gina Carano (skip to the 4:13 mark), Cyborg sinks in a rear-naked and squeezes until her male training partners have to drag her off.

It would be nothing short of a national tragedy if our sweet little Gina got the snot pummeled out of her. But look on the bright side, at least at that point, you might actually have a shot at going out with her. In the meantime, I’ll be sleeping with the lights on for, oh, the rest of my sexually virile life.

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