Michael Cohen Claimed Trump Once Said He’d Rather Don Jr. Go To Prison Over Ivanka Because ‘He Can Handle It’

Donald Trump Would Absolutely Throw His Own Kids Under The Bus If He Had To, Claims His Horrified Niece Mary Trump

Don Jr. Is *So* Mad About ‘The Talk’ Going On Hiatus After Sharon Osbourne’s Meltdown (And Her Piers Morgan Defense)

Don Jr.’s Hot Take On The ‘Meghan Markle/Prince Harry Hostage Video’ Is That Meghan Is Just Desperate For Attention (Oh, The Irony!)

Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head Aren’t Actually Going Away, Hasbro Clarifies (But You Can Make ‘All Kinds Of Families’ From Their New Kit)

Don Jr. Released Another Bizarre, Amped-Up Rant While News Swirled Of Him Being Investigated By The Manhattan DA

Don Jr.’s Outrage Over ‘The Muppets’ Being ‘Canceled’ Is Being Mocked For The Most Obvious Flaw In Logic

Don Jr. Was Amped Up As Hell And Barely Came Up For Air While Spouting Rant-y Word Salads About His Dad’s 2nd Impeachment On Fox News

Eric Trump Tried To Threaten Republicans Into Overturning The Election, But No One Was Scared

Don Jr’s Extremely Amped-Up Speech At His Dad’s Georgia Rally Might Remind You Of A Certain ‘The Office’ Character

Don Jr.’s Ex-Mistress Is Just As Aghast Over His Glassy-Eyed, Slurred Speech ‘Motel 6’ Rant As Everyone Else

Don Jr’s Glassy Eyed, Slurred Speech Rant About Hunter Biden From Inside A Motel Room Has Inspired Lots Of ‘Motel 6’ Jokes

Don Jr. Was So Amped Up On Fox News That People Are Wondering If He Needs An Intervention