If for nothing else, the Osbournes should be despised for being largely responsible for the “fading celebrity rekindling flame of attention” brand of reality programming that gets crammed down our eye sockets. But the reality TV stars are returning to TV in a new FOX show called “The Osbournes: Reloaded.” It’s a clever metaphor for how they make me want to put a gun in my mouth.
Check out all the hilarious hijinks of the variety show below. Jack and Kelly work at a fast-food drive-through! The Osbournes meet other Osbournes! Kids pretend to be Ozzy and Sharon! A guy makes out with an old lady! Wait, hold on a second. Grandma? I thought I recognized her. So good to see her getting out of the brothel.