“How I Met Your Mother” star Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka, his partner of five years, are looking for a surrogate mother to carry their child, according to Star Magazine. But I don’t particularly care about the gay relationship or the details of how it works or the issue of a gay couple raising a child (because I don’t care).
No, the real story here is that Star came up with the single wittiest lede in the history of pseudo-journalism:
It’s more like How I Met Your Fathers!
ZING! What’s next, a gay marriage headline that says, “I DUDE”? …Oh.