What a year it’s been. First, some dude ate Allison Williams’ butt on Girls, then other, less important stuff happened, and now it’s almost 2016.
As he (or the massive collection of interns that make up a single “he”) does every year, Mr. Skin named the best nude scenes of 2015. If you’ll recall, True Detective breakout Alexandra Daddario won in 2014, “thanks to her fully nude debut, including some lip-smacking lower frontal.” That’s a tough act to follow; she even appeared on the greatest in-the-buff scenes of all-time list, just above Mischief‘s Kelly Preston and, I assume, Harvey Keitel in The Piano.
Here’s the top-10 of 2015.
#10. Kristen Wiig in Welcome to Me
#9. Ruby Rose in Orange is the New Black
#8. Chanel Iman in Dope
#7. Sarah Silverman in I Smile Back
#6. Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina
#5. Lena Headey / Rebecca Van Cleave in Game of Thrones
#4. Klara Kristin and Aomi Muyock in Love
#3. Allison Williams in Girls
#2. Madalina Diana Ghenea in Youth
#1. Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey
Fifty Shades of Grey being at No. 1 makes sense, but apparently Mr. Skin didn’t consult with Dakota Johnson’s cab driver, whose review of the film was, “I thought there could be more sex.” At least now we know who isn’t Mr. Skin: Dakota Johnson’s cab driver. An improved list would be Allison Williams and Alicia Vikander higher, Klara Kristin and Aomi Muyock lower, and an honorable mention of Adam Scott’s tiny penis. It’s up to you, Mr. Man.
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