01.29.10 8 years ago 24 Comments

So, here’s the proposed Super Bowl ad by gay dating site that I wrote about yesterday. And I’m not exactly an expert reviewer of male-to-male passion, but I can’t help but notice that these two guys aren’t even actually making out. It’s kind of like a Skinemax softcore movie — not because it turns me on, but because the impossible sexual geometry is distracting. I’m sorry, but it’s kind of hard to believe that two people are having sex when the guy’s hips are lined up with a woman’s stomach. I guess it beats the Victoria’s Secret catalog, though. Skinemax, I mean. Not this commercial. But it’s cool if you like the gay ad. You won’t be judged here. Unless if you have bad grammar.

[Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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