In news you don’t care about, MTV and the cast of “Jersey Shore” are currently involved in a dispute that will determine the look of the show’s second season. According to TMZ, the cast members have until the end of today to accept a deal that would pay each Guido/Guidette $10,000 an episode. Otherwise, they’ll be replaced, assuming MTV can find well-tanned, shallow morons who are willing to spend a summer drinking and having sex for a reality show.
In other “Jersey Shore” news, a night club in Montclair, N.J. was a chaotic scene of violence when close to 2000 people showed up to meet cast members doing a promotion there (the club’s capacity is 800 people). Police shut down the block to vehicle traffic for two hours and made four arrests while breaking up the crowded scene.
Now see, that’s just a shame. There was plenty of room in J-WOWW’s vaj for everyone. Just make a line, people.