Archer (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – A friendly warning: prepare yourself for an entirely different, but still totally awesome, Archer when tonight’s seventh season premieres. The show’s saying goodbye to spoofing ’60s spy movies and crime dramas and instead setting its sights on TV detective commentary as Archer and the gang head to L.A. to become private eyes.
Rush Hour (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) – CBS is trying its hand at another procedural, this time the buddy cop comedy that Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker made famous. Sadly, neither is involved with this show, but the plot’s basically the same. By-the-books Detective Lee heads to L.A. to investigate his sister’s death, teams up with a Detective Carter who loves to break the rules, predictable hilarity and crime-solving ensues.
NBA Basketball: Bulls at Rockets (TNT, 8:00 p.m.) – The Rockets are looking to keep their winning streak against the Bulls alive tonight.
American Idol (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) – The top three finalists are chosen as the singers visit their hometowns. I’ll propose this now, if La’Porsha doesn’t win, we riot.
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – When Ray, Sarah and Kendra are abandoned by the Waverider, who basically strands them in the 1950s, the trio struggle with accepting their new way of life. As Ray and Kendra grow closer, Sarah considers returning to the League of Assassins.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – Meredith hooks up with Will, then has morning-after regrets because, you know, he’s not McDreamy. Meanwhile, Amelia must reassess her relationship with Owen as Catherine causes problems for Jackson and April.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) – Raj breaks the ultimate bro code by snitching on Leonard and Howard when the pair sneak off to a movie screening without their wives.
You, Me and the Apocalypse (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) – The end of the world, and the end of this show’s run, is upon us. Crossing our fingers that Pam Beesly makes it to that bunker in time.
Life in Pieces (CBS, 8:30/9:00 p.m.) – Jen arranges a blind date for Matt; Tyler gets ready for prom night; and Tim buys into the idea that wearing a “Cinderella” dress will somehow help his team win during March Madness. Later, the season finale sees John and Joan revealing a 35 year-old secret to the family and Greg quitting his job to start a crowdfunding campaign.
Scandal (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – Cyrus continues his scheming as Olivia investigates the legitimacy of some damning evidence involving a Republican candidate that happens to fall into her hands. Oh, and David’s still dealing with his complicated love life.
The 100 (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – Pretty sure Clarke’s going to steal the A.I. before they can insert it into one of those Nightblood kids. That’s what she should do at least.
2 Broke Girls (CBS, 9:30 p.m.) – When scumbag Randy breaks up with Max via her therapist, Elliot and Caroline – who’s moving forward with her movie deal – rent a party bus to cheer her up.
Lip Sync Battle (Spike, 10:00 p.m.) – Lauren Cohan doing a killer lip-sync rendition of “Sister Christian” is the only reason you need to tune in tonight.
Shades of Blue (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) – The season finale is here and Harlee’s faced with some tough decisions – both personal and professional. The detective makes a deal with Stahl to spare her crew and considers letting her ex back into her daughter’s life.
The Catch (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) – Ben’s hard-up for cash after Alice thwarted his last con and Alice is working to help an imprisoned man prove his wife’s murder was a set-up.
Vikings (HIST, 10:00 p.m.) – Harbard proves to be quite the ladies man; King Ecbert still covets the crown of Mercia; and a band of Vikings try to breach Rollo’s defenses in Paris.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS:
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Bill Murray, Neel Sethi, TWENTY88
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Taylor Lautner, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Weezer
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany, Wynton Marsalis, Lil Buck, Jared Grimes
Late Night With Seth Meyers: Pharrell Williams, Andrew Rannells, Corbin Maxey, Stanton Moore
The Late Late Show With James Corden: Luke Bryan, Sam Heughan, Rita Wilson
Conan: Amy Adams, Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Jesse Eisenberg, Laurence Fishburne, Gal Gadot, Holly Hunter, Diane Lane, Zack Snyder