WEDGIES

LSU’s Wedgie Was A Great Moment For SEC Football

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Here's an LSU player giving someone a wedgie remixed with "Anaconda."

Roll Damn Tide

Roll Damn Tide! Ole Miss Fan Gets Stiff Armed By Police After Getting In Nick Saban’s Face.

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This poor Ole Miss student got stiff-armed to death by Nick Saban's personal police force.

Roll Damn Tide

Watch An Alabama Man Pull Off An Incredible Marriage Proposal In Nick Saban’s Office

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This marriage proposal was both fantastic and highly dangerous as it took place in Nick Saban's office. Watch how it all went down.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Nick Saban Has Some Very Nick Saban Thoughts On The Internet

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Professional curmudgeon Nick Saban is doing his thing again, telling us what's wrong with technology.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

Someone At Alabama Needs A ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Tutorial

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You can always count on Bama fans for some offseason hilarity.

roll tide

An Alabama Man Was Arrested On Drug Charges And Responded, ‘Roll Tide’

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Police in Etowah County, Alabama arrested dozens of suspected drug dealers, but one man claimed his innocence with a familiar battle cry.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

ROLL TIDE: An Alabama Woman Named Her Newborn Son 'Krimson Tyde'

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Because of her love for the Alabama Crimson Tide football team, a woman named her newborn son Krimson Tyde, and people think it's a tad ridiculous.

#THE DAILY SHOW

The ‘Daily Show’ Sent Actors Posing As A Gay Couple To Alabama & Mississippi. Hilarity & Surprise Ensued.

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Daily Show correspondent Al Madrigal summed it up well when he said, "Alabama might as well be blowing Mississippi right now."

WIENER DOGS

Watch This Local News Anchor Tell Everyone The Meteorologist Has ‘A Little Wiener’

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On Wake Up Alabama, one of the anchors claimed that the weatherman has a "little wiener" when talking about his dog, and everyone lost it.

STATE BY STATE POLLS

Sweet Home Ugly Alabama: 8 Things We Learned About America From This Revealing State-By-State Poll

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America thinks Alabama is ugly, New York is arrogant, and more findings from a revealing poll.

wine

Alabama: True Home of One-Stop Shopping

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/img_0668.jpg"></a>Here's a little mom and pop convenience store in Alabama, appropriately next to a church that was designed by a tween playing The Sims.

QUIRKY MINOR LEAGUE PROMOTIONS

The Huntsville Stars Have Canceled 'Second Amendment Night.' Thanks A Lot, Liberal Media

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In case you missed it yesterday, the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/a-minor-league-baseball-team-is-hosting-second-amendment-night-with-a-gun-raffle" target="_blank">Huntsville Stars minor league team had planned a ballpark promotion called “Second Amendment Night,”</a> featuring free admission with an NRA membership and a bunch of gun raffles.

NRA

A Minor League Baseball Team Is Hosting 'Second Amendment Night' With A Gun Raffle

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I don’t do things like “watch the news” or “read” but I’m awake long enough during the day to know that gun control is a pretty controversial topic here in the good, ol’ U.

Teenagers

40-Girl Softball Brawl Highlights Include A Bit Stomach

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This is supposed to be a picture of a 40-person girls softball brawl.

#Animals

Grumpy Cat Had An Art Show Once. It Wasn’t Awful.

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Grumpy Cat, the little Ron Swanson in the form of a snowshoe cat, is now the subject of The Grumpy Cat Art Project to raise money for a playground.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Gene Chizik Out As Auburn Tigers Head Coach

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Hard to believe it was only two years ago that Gene Chizik hoisted the BCS national championship trophy after overseeing a 14-0 Auburn team--led by quarterback Cam Newton and defensive standout Nick Fairley--that was one of the most dominating squads in recent memory.

SPANISH FORT HIGH SCHOOL

Homophobic Alabama High School Students: Now Able To Spell 3-Letter Words

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In case you'd forgotten that Alabama sports fans still think <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/university-of-alabama-goes-full-hate-crime" target="_blank">"you are gay" is the best possible insult for rival teams</a>, feast your proud, heterosexual eyes on these Spanish Fort High School students and their "Purple.

#BREAKING BAD

Life Imitating Art: 50ish White Male Named Walter White Wanted For Trafficking Meth

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The man at the top of the Tuscaloosa, Alabama County Sheriff's Office is a meth cook named Walter White. Let that sink in for a minute.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

University Of Alabama Goes Full Hate Crime

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Usually when a school in the deep south wants to insult a rival, they print out a bunch of stickers of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes pissing on their logo or something and plaster them on the windows of their trucks, and an entire school of rednecks end up with a child urinating on their car forever and we move on with our lives.


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