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An Alabama Man Was Arrested On Drug Charges And Responded, ‘Roll Tide’

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Police in Etowah County, Alabama arrested dozens of suspected drug dealers, but one man claimed his innocence with a familiar battle cry.

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ROLL TIDE: An Alabama Woman Named Her Newborn Son 'Krimson Tyde'

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Because of her love for the Alabama Crimson Tide football team, a woman named her newborn son Krimson Tyde, and people think it's a tad ridiculous.

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The ‘Daily Show’ Sent Actors Posing As A Gay Couple To Alabama & Mississippi. Hilarity & Surprise Ensued.

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Daily Show correspondent Al Madrigal summed it up well when he said, "Alabama might as well be blowing Mississippi right now."

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Watch This Local News Anchor Tell Everyone The Meteorologist Has ‘A Little Wiener’

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On Wake Up Alabama, one of the anchors claimed that the weatherman has a "little wiener" when talking about his dog, and everyone lost it.

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Sweet Home Ugly Alabama: 8 Things We Learned About America From This Revealing State-By-State Poll

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America thinks Alabama is ugly, New York is arrogant, and more findings from a revealing poll.

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Alabama: True Home of One-Stop Shopping

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/img_0668.jpg"></a>Here's a little mom and pop convenience store in Alabama, appropriately next to a church that was designed by a tween playing The Sims.

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The Huntsville Stars Have Canceled 'Second Amendment Night.' Thanks A Lot, Liberal Media

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In case you missed it yesterday, the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/a-minor-league-baseball-team-is-hosting-second-amendment-night-with-a-gun-raffle" target="_blank">Huntsville Stars minor league team had planned a ballpark promotion called “Second Amendment Night,”</a> featuring free admission with an NRA membership and a bunch of gun raffles.

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A Minor League Baseball Team Is Hosting 'Second Amendment Night' With A Gun Raffle

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I don’t do things like “watch the news” or “read” but I’m awake long enough during the day to know that gun control is a pretty controversial topic here in the good, ol’ U.

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40-Girl Softball Brawl Highlights Include A Bit Stomach

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This is supposed to be a picture of a 40-person girls softball brawl.

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Grumpy Cat Had An Art Show Once. It Wasn’t Awful.

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Grumpy Cat, the little Ron Swanson in the form of a snowshoe cat, is now the subject of The Grumpy Cat Art Project to raise money for a playground.

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Gene Chizik Out As Auburn Tigers Head Coach

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Hard to believe it was only two years ago that Gene Chizik hoisted the BCS national championship trophy after overseeing a 14-0 Auburn team--led by quarterback Cam Newton and defensive standout Nick Fairley--that was one of the most dominating squads in recent memory.

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Homophobic Alabama High School Students: Now Able To Spell 3-Letter Words

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In case you'd forgotten that Alabama sports fans still think <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/university-of-alabama-goes-full-hate-crime" target="_blank">"you are gay" is the best possible insult for rival teams</a>, feast your proud, heterosexual eyes on these Spanish Fort High School students and their "Purple.

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Life Imitating Art: 50ish White Male Named Walter White Wanted For Trafficking Meth

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The man at the top of the Tuscaloosa, Alabama County Sheriff's Office is a meth cook named Walter White. Let that sink in for a minute.

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University Of Alabama Goes Full Hate Crime

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Usually when a school in the deep south wants to insult a rival, they print out a bunch of stickers of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes pissing on their logo or something and plaster them on the windows of their trucks, and an entire school of rednecks end up with a child urinating on their car forever and we move on with our lives.

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Area Man Proud To Be Allowed One Room In Own Home

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Meet Kimberly, Alabama's Vince Gilham, the 44-year-old Jefferson County deputy who won The Birmingham News' "Ultimate Man Cave" contest, Tide Rolling country's "quest to find the most elaborate set-up to watch college football on Saturdays".

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Alabama Sorority Girls Channel Their Inner Rebecca Black In Recruitment Video

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Overheard recently on the campus of the University of Alabama: Rylee: "You guys, what are we gonna do for rush week this year.

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Are Children Out To Kill Us All?

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As the bumper stickers like to say, children are our future.

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How Inappropriate Is Your Valentine?

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A 12-year old girl in North Carolina has been introduced to the wonderful world of male chauvinism a little earlier than her parents expected, after she received some candy hearts.

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Hey Taco Bell, Where’s The Beef?

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An Alabama law firm is suing Taco Bell over accusations that the pseudo-Mexican fast food chain is not living up to government standards with its meat.


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