#Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Was Just Slighted By A Fortune Cookie, So Expect A New Heartbroken Song Any Day Now

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"Don't be over self-confident with your first impression on others," read the catty fortune cookie.


Deadmau5 Slams Paris Hilton For ‘Encroaching’ On The EDM Scene

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Deadmau5's not too happy about Paris Hilton's lucrative DJ career.


America’s Cows Have A Drug Problem


Have you eaten a junkie cow? You may have, because cows in America have a drug problem.


Meek Mill – “Panamera” (Gillie Da Kid Diss)

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After Gillie opened the war of words with "King Me," Meek Mill follows up by directed barbs back on the second verse of Omelly's "Panamera.

#LeBron James

#BeefThursdays: We Can Finally Settle At Least One Jordan-LeBron Feud

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While last week’s Beef Thursdays column featured actual beef, in the sense that athletes were trying to rip each other’s heads off en route to a horrific international incident that could have only been prevented by the United Nations or James Bond, this week’s edition is more of an imposed sense of rivalry.


#BeefThursday: Canada And Mexico Waged War In The World Baseball Classic

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The 2013 Major League Baseball season hasn’t even started yet, but it has its work cut out for it, thanks to the World Baseball Classic.


Lil Wayne Brought A Gun To A Miami Heat Game And Doesn't Understand Why That Might Be Weird

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Sure, Lil' Wayne is one of the most prolific rappers of all time, but his days off almost exclusively involve the following: 1.

Rap Music

This Week In Beef: 50 Cent And Floyd Mayweather May Or May Not Hate Each Other

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Rapper 50 Cent has long been the hard-working businessman, whether potentially illegally shilling penny stocks on Twitter to make him millions or standing around gyms and sneakily giving Joan Rivers energy shots, and every once in a while he even manages to, you know, rap.


@Storytime: The Random Twitter Feud Of Gilbert Arenas And Joe Mande

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Yesterday, when I suggested that Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas should or at least could become the face of the NBA players’ resistance to the accusations that they’re to blame for the terrible contracts the owners gave them, I really wanted to throw together a sampler of his ridiculously stupid, T-shirt Hell-esque Twitter avatars that usually feature corny phrases like “Let’s play GI Joe – I’ll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.


BJ Upton Wanted To Go To Fisticuffs

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BJ Upton did his best Scrappy Doo impression after teammate Evan Longoria got all up in his grill.

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