CELEBRITY MEMOIRS

Corey Feldman clarifies that Michael Jackson was the only adult who *didn’t* molest him

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In some ways, the modern celebrity memoir tour has almost done a disservice to abuse victims.

Child Actors

Barf Alert: 10-year-old rapper Matty B has a song on the Free Birds soundtrack

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I'm trying to remember the first time Burnsy sent me a video by rapping toddler Matty B, a wannaBieber from Atlanta, who was featured in Burnsy's Corner on a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/frotcast-156-superhero-chest-hair-burnsys-corner-dueling-chest-voices" target="_blank">Frotcast in June.</a> I have an email Burnsy sent about him from as far back as January.

Child Actors

Defamer Publishes Supposed 1st-Hand Account of Corey Feldman Drug Orgy

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Our newfound fascination with Corey Feldman started a few weeks ago when Burnsy discovered his <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/frotcast-164-burnsys-corner-laremy-lieb-pre-gathering" target="_blank">video for "Ascension Millenium</a>," and it's only been heating up since then.

Child Actors

Exclusive Clip: I Declare War

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I just gave full-body massages to everyone at <a href="http://drafthousefilms.com/film/i-declare-war" target="_blank">Drafthouse Films</a> and boy are my thumbs tired and greasy.

BAJA FRESH

Finch from American Pie’s one-night-stand had to be removed by the SWAT team

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Never underestimate the amount of strange poontang even the most unflattering of movie roles will get you in LA.

Child Actors

Dakota Fanning celebrates her womanhood with nude scene

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Dakota Fanning actually turned 18 last February, an event that probably would've been accorded more fanfare if she didn't seem so damned normal.

CARL GRIMES

So, Who Is TV’s Most Annoying Kid Character Now?

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Now that Carl Grimes is kind of awesome, who takes his crown as the most annoying kid character on TV? So many right answers, and none of them are Joffrey.

Child Actors

Jesse Eisenberg's sister is that girl from those Pepsi commercials

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source: <a href="http://life.com" rel="nofollow">life.com</a>  /  via: <a href="http://isharayar.tumblr.com/tagged/hallie-kate-eisenberg" rel="nofollow">isharayar</a> Hey, remember that curly-haired girl from all those Pepsi commercials circa 2000.

Child Actors

Looting Harry Potter actor couldn't wizard his way out of two years prison time

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22-year-old actor Jamie Waylett, who famously played the villain Gravybeard in the Harry Potter movies-- wait, wait, someone's handing me a note.

Child Actors

Today’s Top Story: Macauley Culkin is skinny

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Entertainment Tonight broke the above photo (Credit: INF) of Mila Kunis's ex-boyfriend Macauley Culkin in New York today with all the fanfare that the giant EXCLUSIVE watermark would suggest, igniting nothing short of a MEDIA FIRESTORM.

Child Actors

Oh boy, Karate Rich Kid is getting a sequel

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The Jaden Smith/Jackie Chan Karate Kid remake was partially <a href="http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117942915?refcatid=31">financed by the Chinese government</a> (see: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Film_Group" target="_blank">China Film Group Corps</a>) and went on to gross $360 million worldwide, so why wouldn't they want to make another one.

ASHLEY RICKARDS

Haley Joel Osment is back and he’s gay in ‘Sassy Pants’

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It's strange how little we've heard from Haley Joel Osment since he was the next big thing back in the late 90s.

Actors

Kristen Stewart says her teachers failed her, is probably right

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In quite possibly the dumbest statement to come out of an actress's mouth since <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/jessica-alba-good-actors-never-use-the-script" target="_blank">Jessica Alba said</a> "good actors never use a script," Twilight star Kristen Stewart told <a href="http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/magazine" target="_blank">British GQ </a>that she quit school in the seventh grade because her teachers failed her.

Child Actors

Hey, weirdos, quit it with this sh*t, seriously.

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/chloemoretz-romanpolanski.jpg"></a>("WHERE CAN I BUY ZEESS MAGAZINE.

Child Actors

Jaden Smith is doomed

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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett already act like self-absorbed weirdos from another planet, so it's not like Jaden Smith ever had much of a chance at a normal life.

Child Actors

Scarface Elementary director comes forward

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I'll spare you the part where I put a giant <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/elementary-school-scarface-play-is-cute-not-real" target="_blank">TOLDJA</a>.

Child Actors

ANNOYING STAR TREK KID’S NEW MISSION: NECK TATTOOS, WOODEN STOOL FIGHTS

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It looks like Worf's kid might be getting a new five-year mission: exploring strange new prisons and trying to avoid going where no shiv has gone before.

Child Actors

MORE LIKE WHERE *AREN’T* THEY NOW…

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Hey, remember Thomas Ian Nicholas (three first names = probable serial killer).

Child Actors

SANDLOT’S ‘YEAH YEAH’ ARRESTED FOR ABUSE

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Marty York, best known for his role as Yeah Yeah in The Sandlot in '93 and who last acted in '97, was recently arrested for beating up his girlfriend.


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