Posts Tagged: CRISTIANO RONALDO

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CRISTIANO RONALDO AND A HOOKER? NO!

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Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo, the man who famously enjoyed a five-hooker orgy with teammates, will surely be shocked to learn that "Fernanda," one of the women he keeps on the side, is -- wait for it -- a hooker.

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ANNOYING

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God knows I'm ready for summer to be over, because I miss writing about the NFL and I'm sick of writing about soccer players on vacation.

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THIS CHICK’S GOT NICE LEGS

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I don't even care that this chick is on crutches, she's got some of the nicest stems this side of Hornytown.

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CRISTIANO RONALDO IS FOOLISH

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There are few refuges for any woman who's been scorned by a soccer star.

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SO SAD. AND I MEAN THAT SARCASTICALLY.

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After an interminable seven months that included a Premiership championship and four hundred thousand paparazzi-shot beach vacation photos, Cristiano Ronaldo and (checks spelling for the 800th and final time) Nereida Gallardo <a href="http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/comments/dumped_nereida_is_history/" target="_blank">have broken up</a>.

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THIS IS STILL GOING ON

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Soon-to-be-former Man U striker Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo are </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

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HEY WHY NOT

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This morning I had </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

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CASE CLOSED

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Ever since striker-for-hire Cristiano Ronaldo started dating no-name model/nurse Nereida Gallardo, the debate has raged on in Internet forums and in my pants: is she hot or not.

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JUNE IS TAKE A CHICK TO THE BEACH MONTH

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I like hot chicks in bikinis eight times as much as the next guy, but I admit: even I'm getting tired of seeing soccer players on vacation with their wives and girlfriends.

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CRISTIANO RONALDO IS TOUGH

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The Portuguese got bounced from Euro 2008 by the Germans in the quarterfinals late last week, at least partly because the sport's most talented striker, Cristiano Ronaldo, couldn't find the back of the net.

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C-RON’S GIRLFRIEND: BIKINI-RIFFIC UPDATE

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This video isn't even the slightest semblance of news.

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THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

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As recompense for all the news about the fat Ronaldo's misadventures with women-but-not-women, I thought we could use a sexy update on the other Ronaldo's main squeeze.

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BAM!

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As <a href="http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5457">noted before</a>, Manchester United uber-striker and hooker aficionado Cristiano Ronaldo is dating a little-known aspiring model named Nereida Gallardo.

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RONALDO’S NEW G/F BAD AT WEARING SHIRTS

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Cristiano Ronaldo is 23 years old, the best player on arguably the best pro soccer team in the world, fabulously wealthy, better looking than you, and completely unapologetic about employing hookers whenever he damn well wants.

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RONALDO LOVES THEM HO’S. LITERALLY. AGAIN.

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I'm a little late to this story, but things have been so damn sexy around here that the "Soccer star hires more hookers yet again" had to take a back seat.

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CRISTIANO RONALDO IS MODEST

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All-World striker Cristiano Ronaldo took an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5fqe9Ng0u4" target="_blank">elbow to the face</a> (aw, poor thing) in Manchester United's last Champions League match, resulting in a black eye and four stitches in his forehead.

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CRISTIANO RONALDO'S MOM APPROVES

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This is Luciana Abreu, a Portuguese pop singer who is apparently now dating Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo.

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ON CRISTIANO RONALDO AND HOOKER ORGIES

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My apologies that With Leather is just now getting to the <a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml" target="_blank">five-hooker orgy</a> held by Manchester United striker Cristiano Ronaldo.

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SUMMER STUDY HALL SOCCER GOSSIP

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How the hell did you fail Algebra II.

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CRISTIANO RONALDO GOES TO BOLLYWOOD

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Manchester United forward and Portugal national team member Cristiano <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a65167/ronaldo-kisses-bollywood-actress.html" title="Digital Spy" target="_blank">Ronaldo was spotted kissing the lovely Bollywood actress</a> Bipasha Basu (the very, very fine lady to the left) at a night club in Lisbon:An onlooker told the Daily Star: "Cristiano and Bipasha were all over each other.


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