#MLB

The Dugout: Jim Thome’s Back(yard)

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The hilarious pull-quote featured to the right is from an ESPN article detailing Jim Thome's address to the City Club of Cleveland, wherein he announces that despite the market not being flush for 41-year old designated hitters he'd still like to play in 2012.

#PRO WRESTLING

Sgt. Slaughter Plays Bud Guitar, Defeats Monster Truck, Is 1980s Awesome

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Every now and then a pro wrestling-related clip nobody should've seen pops up on the Internet and decides to go viral.

unnecessary sequels

Bruce Willis Takes Over for Dennis Quaid in Role of 'Guy Slumming It in GI Joe'

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Bruce Willis is in negotiations to join the cast of the upcoming sequel to G.

STUDIOS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY

Channing Tatum's GI Joe Gear 4 Sale

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It was recently brought to my attention that Paramount’s VIP Fan Club auctions various items from hit movies on eBay.

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS

C-Tate’s Teen Choice Best Actor acceptance speech

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The winners of the 2010 Teen Choice Awards will be announced tonight at 8 p.

Twilight

MONSTER DANCE PARTY AND LINKS

ABOVE: Still don't feel like writing about the Apple iPad.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: BASTERDS AND ALIENS

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(This is gonna be a hell of a bris) Inglourious Basterds predictably took the top spot with $37.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: GI JOE IS A NUMBER TWO

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District 9, which cost $30 million to make, earned the top spot at the box office last weekend with $37 million.

VIDEOS

Video: The Ballad Of G.I. Joe

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Although I personally thought it was mind-numbing entertainment (did you see Sienna Miller.

STEPHEN SOMMERS

OY. A G.I. JOE SEQUEL.

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Yeah, so there's going to be a G.

#TRAILERS

WEEKEND PREVIEW: NO, JOE.

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New in theaters this week: G.

#reviews

SURPRISE, G.I. JOE SUCKS. PATRIOTICALLY.

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("Dey make me wear thees ovair my eye so dat I don't get esleepy.

STEPHEN SOMMERS

I GUESS THIS G.I. JOE THING IS NEWS

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Sometimes I get caught up in this insular, nerdy world of movie news and take stories for granted.

#BOSTON CELTICS

8.4 The Cooler

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Whitney Michele Makes The World Go Round Nine Reasons RadioShack Shouldn’t Change Its Name [Technologizer] 'Til My Tape Pop #1: Cosmo Baker - "Love Break" [Heavy In The Streets] 'High Risk, High Reward' - Why McCain Chose Palin [Washington Post] G.I. Joe Marketers Launch [...].

STEPHEN SOMMERS

G.I. JOE = EPIC FARTBOMB

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It’s fun seeing how much G.

STEPHEN SOMMERS

G.I. JOE STILL LOOKS REALLY CRAPPY

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We're less than a month away from the G.

STEPHEN SOMMERS

GUIDO BEACH BECOMES G.I. JOE BEACH

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When you're trying to market a movie as crappy as I was sitting on the beach in Ocean Grove, NJ yesterday when a Black [sic] helicopter stopped to hover just off shore about 35 feet in the air.


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