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Ladies, Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Get Your Vaginas Steamed

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop are advocating the benefits of ladies getting their vaginas steamed now.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Revealed She Can Get Down With Some Taco Bell And Sweatpants

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Gwyneth Paltrow some truths on last night's 'Watch What Happens Live' about Taco Bell, sweatpants, and her exes' wives.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Sees Martha Stewart’s Shade And Smugly Raises It

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Remember that time Martha Stewart said those not nice things about Gwyneth Paltrow? OH, GWYNETH HAS SOME SH*T TO SAY TOO.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Emotions Can Affect The Physical Properties Of Things

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Gwyneth Paltrow believes positive vibes can affect THE VERY MOLECULES OF WATER!

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Behold, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Store, So You Can Personally Spend A Small Fortune On Overpriced Crap

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It's your lucky day, garbage people! Gwyneth Paltrow is opening a "Goop" pop up shop in Brentwood, California.

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Conspiracy Theory: Is This British Model Behind The Goopy Split?

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Was Chris Martin's cheating responsible for his separation from Gwyneth Paltrow? We will not rest until we have all of the answers!

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Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Have Called It Quits In A Blog Post On GOOP

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced that they have separated in a post on the website GOOP, and then the website crashed.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like To Sell You A $950 Shot Glass & A $500 Jigger On Her Goop Website

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In the need of home bar equipment? Well, Gwyneth Paltrow has everything you need. Just call your bank and raise your credit limit first!

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Wear Your $90 Goop T-Shirt While Listening To Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Summer Jams’ Playlist

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Gwyneth Paltrow released a "summer jams" playlist on Jay-Z's website, including songs from Beach House, Kendrick Lamar, and Wu-Tang Clan. We're calling BS.

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At Long Last, Gwyneth Paltrow Has Released The $3.99 Goop iPhone App You’ve All Been Waiting For

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It's been a while since we last checked in on possible white affluence performance artist Gwyneth Paltrow -- too long in fact.


Rorschach’s Ink-Shifting Mask Is Real, Great For Complexions

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[Via] It's a little hard understanding just how exactly, YouTube user, guinness0507 stumbled upon the idea to wrap freshly painted items of clothing around his face and mouth, but thank heavens he did, because now we all get to reap the benefits of his discovery.

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Slimer Pretends to Be Russian Designer In Elaborate Plot

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Yuriy Dmitriev claims to be a Russian designer with a brilliant new method for preserving food.

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