#Jurassic World

The Big New Dino In ‘Jurassic World’ Is Spiky Nightmare Fuel

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Hasbro showed off its line-up of toys for 'Jurassic World' and gave a first look at the big new dinosaur for the film, Indominous Rex.

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The Third ‘G.I. Joe’ Film Might Feature An Appearance From ‘M.A.S.K.’

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A new rumor has the Hasbro cartoon series 'M.A.S.K.' being tied into the plans for the third 'G.I. Joe' film.


The Gobots Are Coming Back Because Nothing From The ’80s Can Stay Dead

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Hasbro might indeed be reviving the not-quite-as-good as Transformers robots.


Hasbro Decided To Replace Their Penis-Shaped ‘Play-Doh’ Toys After Everybody Complained

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Hasbro replaced their penis-shaped Play-Doh toys, but is the newer version just as offensive?


Hasbro Studios Is Bringing ‘My Little Pony’ To The Big Screen In 2017

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Next up on the toys-turned-movies slate for Hasbro Studios is a full, animated 'My Little Pony' feature.


‘Angry Birds Transformers’ Gets A Very ’80s Trailer

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'Angry Birds Transformers' gets a shockingly authentic story trailer.


‘Ouija’ Has A Trailer. Haha, Remember Board Game Movies?

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The dead board game movie genre comes back to haunt the living in 'Ouija.'

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‘Angry Birds Transformers’ Seeks The Avian Allspark


'Angry Birds Transformers' is not a joke, and will be coming soon. Really. We looked it up.


Did Hasbro Accidentally Reveal The Third ‘Star Wars’ Spin-Off?

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At a recent media event, Hasbro announced their 'Star Wars' toy lines through 2020, possibly revealing the title of the third spin-off. Someone as Hasbro is getting force-choked.


Here’s Our First Look At The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Action Figures

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Here's the first look at Hasbro's 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Marvel Legends Infinite Series 6-inch action figures. We must possess Rocket Raccoon.


‘Stretch Armstrong’ loses studio backer, death of the toy movie imminent?

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Relativity Media has pulled out of the long-planned Stretch Armstrong movie, their collaboration with Hasbro that was supposed to be coming out in April but never made it to production.


The Original ‘GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra’ Writers Are Suing Paramount For $23 Million

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I won’t pretend like GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra was the best movie that we’ve ever seen.


Movies Based On Hungry Hungry Hippos, Monopoly, And Action Man Just Got Financed

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Hasbro has signed a deal with Emmett/Furla Films to produce movies based on Hungry Hungry Hippos, Monopoly, and Action Man. So we have parody posters.

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Michael Bay Will Choose His ‘Transformers 4′ Assistant From A Doritos Contest

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From the very beginning, the Michael Bay Tranformers saga has been more entertaining than he probably ever intended.


Good news, everyone, Stretch Armstrong is back on!

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It seemed like not so long ago that Universal and Hasbro execs were riding high on a wave of cocaine as big as the Chrysler building, greenlighting movies based on as many board games as they could remember.


Sony, Adam Sandler, Hasbro teaming up to make a Tonka Truck movie

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After Battleship bombed and Universal mostly nixed their plans for a bunch of board game movies (notably Stretch Armstrong, starring Taylor Lautner), you might have thought this toys-becoming-movies trend was on its way out.


GI Joe pushed back to March 2013 because Paramount just heard about 3D

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As if it wasn't already bad enough that they're probably going to kill off Channing Tatum in the first five minutes, GI Joe: Retaliation, directed by Jon M.


Here Is Everything Rihanna Says in 'Battleship'

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Did you think we were done with But that's not what we're here for.


Hasbro are total dicks

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Turning movies into two-hour commercials for their stupid toys is more than enough for me to hate Hasbro, but apparently they've also been siccing their lawyers on sites that give them free advertising.

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