A Columnist Listened To Nickelback For 24 Hours To Determine If The Band Sucks

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The Toronto Star's Vinay Menon listened to Nickelback's albums for 24 hours to decide if he really hates the Canadian rockers.


Chad Kroeger And Nickelback Would Like To Thank Everyone For Hating Them

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Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger attributes his band's incredible success to all of the people who spew hate and vitriol at them,

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The Internet Responds *Hilariously* To LeBron James Suffering A Cramp In Game 1 Of The NBA Finals

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After LeBron James left Game 1 of the NBA Finals with a cramp, the Internet went crazy with recycled memes and a new version of 'LeBroning.'

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Jack White Continues His War On The Black Keys While Adding Adele To His Enemies List

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Jack White still hates The Black Keys with a passion, but now he's adding Adele to his list.

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‘Star Wars’ Spinoff Movie Will Be Helmed By ‘Godzilla’ Director Gareth Edwards

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'Godzilla' director Gareth Edwards to helm one of the Star Wars spin-offs. Oh, and there are going to be two Godzilla sequels.

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Throw Your Cards Away: The Founder Of Mother’s Day Hated Mother’s Day

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She hated it. I mean, she REALLY hated this holiday that she founded.

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Comic Neue Is The New Comic Sans Because Haters Gonna Hate

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A graphic designer aims to change your hate for Comic Sans with a new take on the font.

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Please Let This LeBron James Rap Song Be A Really Bad April Fool's Day Joke


The first verse of a LeBron James rap song has been revealed, and while the King isn't the worst rapper, he definitely needs work.


Duke Porn Star Belle Knox Is Facing A Backlash By Other Porn Stars Who Are Jelly

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Duke porn star Belle Knox is getting hated on by porn stars who are jelly of her getting famous so fast.


All Is Lost: Damon Lindelof Has Quit Twitter, Which He Likens To An Addiction

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Damon Lindelof has deleted his Twitter account, shortly after comparing it to an addiction. How will we explain this news to our polar bear?


Ben Affleck Talks About The Batman Backlash With Jimmy Fallon: ‘I’m A Big Boy…I Handle Sh*t’

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Ben Affleck was on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' last night, talking about the internet's reaction to his casting as Batman.

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Ronda Rousey Doesn’t Care What The ‘Hating Twitter Bitches’ Think About Her Retirement

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Last week, current UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion and eventual Spike Guy’s Choice Award winner for “Hottest Ass Kicker We’d Take On A Date To One Of Guy Fieri’s Restaurants Before A Kid Rock Show,” Ronda Rousey, broke a million irrational UFC fans’ hearts when she admitted that she’ll probably be retired from fighting in two years.


Remember Nathan From The Nike ‘Find Your Greatness’ Ads? Dude Got Skinny

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Last August, we were introduced to a 12-year old boy named Nathan, who had already fulfilled the dream of most professional athletes by appearing in his very own Nike commercial.


Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump Wrote A Lengthy Blog Post Blasting Internet Haters For Their Hating

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Do you know why you hate Nickelback? Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump thinks you don't, and he writes about "hater culture" in an epic blog post.


‘The Haters Aren’t Gonna Stop Me': Rebuilding Michigan’s Largest Porn Collection


Thieves made off with what Earlie Johnson believes is one of the largest pornography collections in all of Michigan. Initial reports had Johnson’s jag swag valued at $6,500, but he believes that was short a stack and the collection is actually worth upwards of $7,500. And now he plans to rebuild it.


I Guess This Makes Us Like LeBron James Now… Well, Most Of Us

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On Friday night, the Miami Heat laid a 22-point drubbing on the Detroit Pistons, and that’s not news because we expect the Heat to beat a 10th place team by more than 110-88 every single time.


That’s Just Wrong, Internet: It’s Robert Griffin III’s Knee Injury In Meme Form

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After I woke up this morning and did a few thousand pushups, I checked my email to find two variations of this joke: Andrew Luck and RG3 walk into a bar.


This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage Vol. 2: Nike’s ‘Find Your Greatness’ Commercial

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I’d be hard-pressed to argue with anyone who claims that Nike consistently produces the best TV commercials.

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Turns Out Grindr Didn’t Crash Because Of The Olympics Gaypocalypse

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The fun of any Olympics is political subplots, as politicians, special interest groups, and various mouth-breathing hate mongers can use the global focus of this gathering of the world’s greatest athletes as a chance to draw attention to themselves.

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