Photo: Jose3030 The NBA lockout drones on.
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Photo: Jose3030 The NBA lockout drones on.
Sports John Wall Claims Another Set of Ankles - Watch the world's worst pitcher playing a sport he's good at.
Football's back and not many people are more ecstatic than myself.
John Wall's first appearance around these parts <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/08/john-wall-dunks-on-jerry-stackhouse">nearly two years ago</a> saw him give Jerry Stackhouse his most relevant basketball moment in years at the North Carolina Pro-Am.
As the Washington Wizards close out their home season tonight against the Celtics, one can't help but checking the work on last year's No.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/02/the-nbas-trade-value-according-to-bill-simmons">Shirt by <a href="http://nikestadiums.com/category/cities/new-york/">Nike Stadium NYC</a> I have a bucket list.
Washington Wizards rookie John Wall did The Dougie, whatever the hell that is, last night before nearly posting a triple double in his DC debut against the Sixers.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=144759"> Thank god Wall aped on the court last night (29 points, 13 assists, 9 steals, 8 turnovers) or this dance would've been highly criticized by armchair QBs and fantasy owners. Nice home opener for the rook. Still, the Dougie has to rank high as one of the most feminine dances that no man should ever do publicly or in front of a camera. You hear that <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=122621">Big Baby</a>.
As the Orlando Magic opened their season last night in the brand new Amway Center, the focus wasn’t on the game so much as it was on all of the wonderful side stories going down at the same time.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=142777">Graphic by <a href="http://www.taliadesign.co.nz/">Talia</a> The NBA season is finally set to get underway and TSS's sports heads couldn't be happier.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/08/brandon-jennings-throws-john-wall-alley-oop-in-scrimmage-game"> More highlight footage from the <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/boost-mobile-elite-24">Boost Mobile Elite 24’s</a> secret midnight run and the short clip features Tyreke Evans spinning, John Wall jumping, Brandon Jennings passing and DeMar DeRozan dunking.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/06/five-kentucky-wildcats-selected-in-first-round-of-nba-draft"> I'm telling you now that the biggest obstacle in becoming the next Michael Jordan is height these days. Because the athleticism these little guys are displaying in 2010 is pretty uncanny. John Wall has yet to play a NBA game but he's already making pro highlights. In a scrimmage at the Boost Mobile Elite 24 midnight run in Los Angeles last night, the #1 pick got jiggy wit' it from a lob tossed from Brandon Jennings. All we needed was the "John Wall Dance" and this would have made the perfect <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/06/john-wall-signs-25-million-deal-with-reebok">Reebok commercial</a>.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/07/john-walls-summer-league-debut"> D.C. is a proud sports town, even given the fact they haven't won anything of significance since the 'Skins 1991 Superbowl. This summer, however, has allowed the residents and the surrounding areas of Chocolate City to build some sense of hope. They've still got the best hockey player on the planet in Alex Ovechkin. Mike Shanahan and Donovan McNabb are allegedly going to lead the Redskins to the promised land. Steven Strasburg is hands down the hottest ticket in town. <a href="http://www.tedstake.com/">Ted Leonsis</a> is one of the best owners in sports while <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/08/AR2010060805083.html">recently assuming control</a> of the downtrodden Wizards.
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<a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/basketball/other_nba/view/20100625banner_night_for_kentucky_wildcats_in_nba_draft/"> After the NBA Finals comes the last bit of interesting pro ball news for months on end: the NBA Draft. To little surprise, the Washington Wizards went with the no-brainer and scooped <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/john-wall">John Wall</a> for the #1 pick in hopes he gives Gilbert Arenas proper ammunition on the basketball court.
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When not brining stupid rap video dances to the masses, John Wall has been known to play some basketball here and there.
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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/01/president-obama-declines-game-of-horse-with-john-wall"> John Wall may not know where he'll be suiting up once the NBA tips off in October, but he knows what he'll be lacing up in for the foreseeable future. By signing a <a href="http://twitter.com/jimmywa11/status/15810635997">$25 million endorsement deal with Reebok</a>, he can go ahead and get used to swimming in the millions now.