#Conan

Listen To Adam Pally’s Intensely Awkward Vegas Poop Story From ‘Conan’

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Adam Pally stopped by 'Conan' to talk about his epic toilet trouble during a recent trip to Vegas and the reactions are priceless.

slipknot

Slipknot’s Dreams Of Burning Camel Poop At Their Music Festival Have Now Been Dashed

You can take away a man's oil drums filled with burning camel dung, but you'll never take away his DREAMS.

POOP

An Indiana Teenager Was Arrested For Leaving A Waitress A Tip Covered In Sh*t

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I don't care how bad your service was, there is never, ever an excuse for leaving a waitress a tip covered in human sh*t.

POOP

Slipknot Has An Upcoming Music Festival Which Will Intentionally Smell Like Burning Camel Poop

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Slipknot's upcoming 'Knotfest' is going to feature an 'official smell' or burning camel feces. \m/

SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog Is Hereby Anointed The Strangest Sh*t Today

ADHD is ruining more childhood memories with 'Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog'. But seriously, why does he do that with poo?

viral video

News Reporter Touches, Smells Human Sh*t On Television Broadcast

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St. Louis's KSDK 5 reporter Elizabeth Matthews is such a serious journalist that she picked up a handful of human crap in her bare hands.

#Star Wars

Amazing? Gross? Both? Somebody's Selling Sarlacc Pit Toilet Decals.

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Make your friends laugh and keep girls from staying the night with the sarlacc pit toilet!

SAUSAGE

Baby Poop Sausage Is A Thing, Because You Don’t Eat Enough Crap

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Scientists from Catalonia's Institute of Food and Agricultural Research have made healthy, probiotic sausage using bacteria cultured from baby poop.

POOP

Cute Loopy Poop Poops a Poopy Loop O’ Poop

Is there an Oscar for headlines.

TMZ

‘Dazed And Confused’ Star Innocent Of Pooping In Police Car

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'Dazed and Confused' star Jason London will have his charges dropped after pooping in a cop car when he was hammered. Best. Poop. Ever.

WTF

A Sorority Girl Got Revenge On A Two-Timing Alabama Frat Guy By Sh*tting On His Bed. Because College.

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Things got poopy on a recent hazy night in Tuscaloosa when an Alabama fraternity guy ditched one sorority girl for another.

#FOOD

Here’s An Important Reminder To Never Upset The Bakery That’s Making Your Cake

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A New Zealand bakery owner became fed up with an indecisive customer and sent her a cake that looked like poop and a note that read: 'Eat sh*t.'

proposals

Man Proposes With Manure

Who says chivalry is dead.

#PRO WRESTLING

John Cena’s Shocking Revelation: ‘I Pooped Myself’

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In a new clip for the upcoming episode of Total Divas, John Cena admits to Nikki Bella that he once crapped his jorts while wrestling.

PRANKS

‘Flaming Bag Of Poop’ Prank Goes Terribly Wrong

You can never be too careful when attempting the "flaming bag of poop" prank.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Texas A&M Punter Drew Kaser Is Gonna ‘Drop Bombs’ This Weekend. What Does That Mean?

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Texas A&M punter Drew Kaser says he plans to "drop bombs" this weekend. We consulted Urban Dictionary to explore exactly what he means by that.


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