#PRO WRESTLING

John Cena’s Shocking Revelation: ‘I Pooped Myself’

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In a new clip for the upcoming episode of Total Divas, John Cena admits to Nikki Bella that he once crapped his jorts while wrestling.

PRANKS

‘Flaming Bag Of Poop’ Prank Goes Terribly Wrong

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You can never be too careful when attempting the "flaming bag of poop" prank.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Texas A&M Punter Drew Kaser Is Gonna ‘Drop Bombs’ This Weekend. What Does That Mean?

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Texas A&M punter Drew Kaser says he plans to "drop bombs" this weekend. We consulted Urban Dictionary to explore exactly what he means by that.

TOUCHDOWN DANCES

The LFL Wants To Be Taken Seriously. Here’s One Of Its Teams Pantomiming Taking A Dump.

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The Chicago Bliss of the LFL celebrated a touchdown by pretending to take a dump on one another. It's even less sexy than it sounds.

science

The Cycle of Poop + The Morning Links

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If you thought <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/bathroom-reading-7-iconic-poop-scenes">my scat scene feature</a> was too abstract, then maybe you'll enjoy this ultra clean informational video about what happens to your fecal matter after it leaves your sight/anus.

SHIT

Examining 7 Iconic Poop Scenes, Set to the Bristol Stool Scale

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Editor's Note: By now you may have noticed Evan Harold's writing voice in your <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/morning-links" target="_blank">morning links</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/comments-of-the-week-kirk-cameron-blows" target="_blank">comments of the week</a> posts these past few months.

#craigslist

Are You The Drunk, Naked Girl Who Smeared Poop All Over This Craigslist Poster’s Car?

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All Craigslist ads should include the sentence, "...but you were also taking a dump and piss on my lawn at the same time." Impressive.

#BREAKING BAD

AMC Has Released The First Teaser Clips From The Final Eight Episodes Of ‘Breaking Bad’

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Here are the first super-short teaser clips from the final eight episodes of "Breaking Bad." This is really happening. Time to get serious.

SPIES

One Sh*tty Story: Creepy Old Man Spied On Strangers From Inside A Toilet

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This whole story, about an old man who spied on strangers from a public park toilet, stinks.

#COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

Comments of the Week: Jennifer Aniston’s Unholy Bowels

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This was a good week for FilmDrunk comments, and I'm proud of you all.

terrible things

This Photo Of A Girl Who Fell Into A Music Festival Porta Potty Will Make You Afraid Of Music Festivals

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Everything about this photo of a woman who fell into a porta potty is terrible. ENJOY.

TOILETS

The Space Toilet

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Astronaut <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/chris-hadfield/">Chris Hadfield</a> explains how to use the bathroom in space, and the phenomenon such an event creates.

#CONAN

The ADT Toilet Security System

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Secure your bowl by utilizing ADT's three-prong toilet protection system.

POOP

A Man Brought A Pony To The Liquor Store On Memorial Day And The Pony Pooped On The Floor

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A Rhode Island man brought a pony to a liquor story on Memorial Day, and the pony pooped on the floor.

SOCCER CATS

Good Morning, Here’s A Cat Pooping On A Soccer Field

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A cat showed up during the Malaysian FA Cup semifinal between Pahang and JDT, dropped a deuce and then did that hilarious cat-burying thing where they try to cover it up.

summer

CDC Report: Public Pools Are Full Of Poop

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According to a new study published by the Centers for Disease (and eventually Teen Mom sex tape) Control, your local public pools are full of sh*t.

#Animals

Gorilla Throws Poop at Spectators

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A cameraman tries to record a poop fight between gorillas, but quickly becomes the target.

#Animals

Exploding Cow Pie Fail

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What happens when you light fireworks inside a pile of cow poop and stand too close.

#girls

Lizard Poops in Girl’s Lap

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Rufio the lizard does not appreciate his owner discussing his sex life on the Internet.

POOP

Kmart’s New ‘Ship My Pants’ Commercial Is Kind Of Hilarious

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Kmart has a new commercial titled "Ship My Pants," and it is 30 uninterrupted seconds of poop jokes. Approved.


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