thursday night hype

Thursday Night Hype: Titans – Jags

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We're gonna need all the hype in the universe for this one.

shit express

A New Poop Delivery Service Made $10,000 In Its First Month Of Business

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A new service called 'Sh*t Express' will send completely anonymous, personalized horse poop to you or anyone of your choosing.

POOP STORIES

Police In England Are Looking For A Serial Pool Pooper Responsible For Shutting Down A Water Rave

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Someone pooped in the pool and now everyone has to leave. What a party pooper.

POOP

All Aboard The Poop Express: There’s A Bus In The UK That’s Powered Entirely By Sh*t

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"Bio-Bus" seats up to 40 people and runs on the biomethane gas that's produced from the treatment of sewage and food waste.

#Conan

Can You Resist The Quality Of Nick Offerman’s Handcrafted Wood Emojis?

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Emojis are so hot right now and Nick Offerman is trying to corner the communication market by using his special skills.

#Conan

Listen To Adam Pally’s Intensely Awkward Vegas Poop Story From ‘Conan’

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Adam Pally stopped by 'Conan' to talk about his epic toilet trouble during a recent trip to Vegas and the reactions are priceless.

slipknot

Slipknot’s Dreams Of Burning Camel Poop At Their Music Festival Have Now Been Dashed

You can take away a man's oil drums filled with burning camel dung, but you'll never take away his DREAMS.

POOP

An Indiana Teenager Was Arrested For Leaving A Waitress A Tip Covered In Sh*t

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I don't care how bad your service was, there is never, ever an excuse for leaving a waitress a tip covered in human sh*t.

POOP

Slipknot Has An Upcoming Music Festival Which Will Intentionally Smell Like Burning Camel Poop

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Slipknot's upcoming 'Knotfest' is going to feature an 'official smell' or burning camel feces. \m/

SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog Is Hereby Anointed The Strangest Sh*t Today

ADHD is ruining more childhood memories with 'Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog'. But seriously, why does he do that with poo?

viral video

News Reporter Touches, Smells Human Sh*t On Television Broadcast

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St. Louis's KSDK 5 reporter Elizabeth Matthews is such a serious journalist that she picked up a handful of human crap in her bare hands.

#Star Wars

Amazing? Gross? Both? Somebody's Selling Sarlacc Pit Toilet Decals.

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Make your friends laugh and keep girls from staying the night with the sarlacc pit toilet!

SAUSAGE

Baby Poop Sausage Is A Thing, Because You Don’t Eat Enough Crap

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Scientists from Catalonia's Institute of Food and Agricultural Research have made healthy, probiotic sausage using bacteria cultured from baby poop.

POOP

Cute Loopy Poop Poops a Poopy Loop O’ Poop

Is there an Oscar for headlines.

TMZ

‘Dazed And Confused’ Star Innocent Of Pooping In Police Car

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'Dazed and Confused' star Jason London will have his charges dropped after pooping in a cop car when he was hammered. Best. Poop. Ever.


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