The Satanic Temple

Someone Ruined Christmas In Florida By Destroying The Satanic Temple’s Capitol Holiday Display

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The Satanic Temple's holiday display at the Florida Capitol Building has already been destroyed by a visitor.

The Satanic Temple

The Satanic Temple Just Won The Right To Bring The Spirit Of The Holidays To Florida’s State Capitol

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After a yearlong fight against the state of Florida, The Satanic Temple will be able to have their holiday cheer display with others.

#Viral Videos

This Woman Wants You To Know That Monster Energy Drinks Are The Work Of Satan

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This woman is either making a pretty convincing case for MONSTER energy being the work of Satan, or she's crazy. You decide!

oklahoma

A Man Claims Satan Made Him Crash His Car Into Oklahoma’s Ten Commandments Monument

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A man allegedly crashed his car into Oklahoma's Ten Commandments monument and it might put the Satanic Temple's proposed statue at risk.

#The Walking Dead

Get To The Bottom Of What That Smell Is In Part Two Of ‘The Walking Dead’ Bad Lip Reading

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Lizzie gets possessed, Carl is definitely going to smoke weed, and everyone is trying to smell each other.

LEFT BEHIND

The Dark Lord Himself Is Now Endorsing Nic Cage’s Kirk Cameron Remake

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The newest promotional still for the 'Left Behind' remake features a zany quote from Satan.

Satanism

The Satanic Temple Is Offering Some Helpful Religious Literature To Florida Public School Kids

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The Satanic Temple is having some fun responding to new rules that allow religious material to be distributed in Florida public schools.

VICE

Don’t Miss The First Look At Oklahoma’s Delightful New Satan Sculpture

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The planned Satan statue at the Oklahoma State Capitol is now a reality and it is fantastic.

toys

Lego Is Satan's Plaything, According To This Rational Priest

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A Polish priest is angry at Lego. Please save any jokes about nationality for the comments section.

singapore

A Man Killed The Lead Singer Of A Black Metal Band Because He ‘Tarnished Satanism’

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After he stabbed the singer of the black metal band Surrender of Divinity 30 times, a man claimed that he did it because his victim wasn't a real satanist.

#CHICAGO BULLS

Deviant Derrick Rose Video Blames Satan For Last Season’s Injury

In the annal of sports, fans sometimes come up with bizarre conspiracies.

the history channel

The History Channel’s Version Of Satan Sure Looks A Lot Like Obama

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Satan on "The Bible" looks exactly like Obama. DANG HOLLYWOOD LIBERALS!!!

#KATE UPTON

Allow Kate Upton To Take You Behind The Scenes Of Her Mercedes Super Bowl Ad

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“A great Super Bowl commercial tells a story,” says some girl as the behind-the-scenes look at Kate Upton’s already-famous Mercedes Super Bowl ad begins.

the devil

Is Lena Dunham Satan In Disguise?

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It's no secret that Lena Dunham is a polarizing figure, arguably the most polarizing figure since fish tacos. (Seriously people, tacos were meant to contain MEAT, not FISH!!!) But is she Satan? Possibly!

#NFL

This Week In Niche Marketing: Tim Tebow And Sam Bradford Worship Satan

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Charles Hubbard claims to be a spiritual man, called upon by the great Creator to use his “Spiritual gifts for His glory” but he’s smart enough to know that in this age of the Internet and social media, you need to hitch your wagon to something that really pulls.

#NFL

Yes, Taiwan Seriously Just Animated Tim Tebow Being Crucified

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I didn't think Next Media Animation could top Tim Tebow as an angel stabbing a dolphin to death with a spear, but their latest episode features Tebow literally being crucified, crown of thorns and everything, and Jesus Christ himself, the son of an X-Box-purchasing God, Tebowing after defeating Satan with the Broncos in a game of heavenly Madden.


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