CHUN-LI

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week where we post a mixed bag of intriguing costumes we spotted recently.

Alien

Our 40 Favorite Pop Reinterpretations By Hillary White

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We've been meaning to do a round up of <a href="http://www.hillarywhite.daportfolio.com/gallery/289779">Hillary White</a>'s funny classic art and pop culture mashups.

CONAN O'BRIEN

Harrison Ford Takes Out Papa Smurf On Conan

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Last night Harrison Ford went on Conan — where he seemed <a href="../media/2011/07/harrison-ford-was-so-stoned-on-letterman-last-night/">slightly less stoned</a> than his recent Letterman appearance — to promote Cowboys & Aliens.

Penises

The Most Phallic-Looking Smurfs Houses

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<a rel="attachment wp-att-40196" href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2011/07/smurfs-penis-houses/smurfs"> The Smurfs live inside penis houses. Large mushroom houses...shaped liked penis heads, circumcised of course. Disney is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXT-hCLxkl4" target="_blank">notorious</a> for <a href="http://listverse.com/2009/05/10/top-10-hidden-images-found-in-cartoons/" target="_blank">subtle sexual references</a> in its films but it's these adorable blue creatures that subconsciously subject children to the greatest cartoon perversion of all.

CONTAGION

This Week In Posters: A Is For Avengers

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There will probably be a slew of new movie posters coming out at Comic Con, what with Twilight: Breaking Dawn and robot ball punchers Real Steel reportedly decorating the facilities with endless reminders of their impending doom releases.

GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO

Exposed Nips, Robot Boxing, & Smurfs: This Week in Posters

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  It's been a big week in movie posters, as you may have guessed by the fact that this post is going up a day later than it usually does.

DOLPHIN TALE

This Week in Posters: Robot Boxers Have Ewok Hands

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: Happy Memorial Day to all, I hope you're out in the sunlight doing things that well-adjusted people do on holidays.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Conan the Barbarian the Musical and Links

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PICTURE ABOVE: "Rush hour is no fun, except if you happen to be right behind the mobile puppet theater of Los Angeles artists Joel Kyack and Michael Hayden.

HANK AZARIA

1st look at The Smurfs, which is about magic now

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We've known for some time that The Smurfs would be getting the Alvin and the Chipmunks treatment (BIG F*CKING GLASSY EYES.

3D

HOLY SMURF, IT’S A MOTHERSMURFING SMURF

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The website <a href="http://www.pvcblue.com/news.htm" target="_blank">PVC Blue</a> is dedicated to all things smurf, especially PVC smurfs, which apparently isn't some esoteric smurf offshoot, but rather just what it sounds like: smurf dolls made out of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyvinyl_chloride" target="_blank">PVC</a>, like the pipes.

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS

SMURFS PLOT SOUNDS KINDA LIKE MAC & ME

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I first reported the development of a Smurfs movie <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/06/the-smurfs-to-get-alvind" target="_blank">a couple months ago</a>, a planned live-action/CGI mix a lá Alvin and the Chipmunks (or <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/alvin-2-trailer-is-wank-material-for-furries" target="_blank">Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakwel</a>).

NASTY SMURFETTE

WELL SMURF ME IN THE SMURF

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Now that they've literally<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/a-bazooka-joe-movie" target="_blank"> greenlit a gum wrapper from the 50s</a>, there isn't much they could make into a movie that would surprise me.

GIANTS

UH…

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So, uh, this is Sigourney Weaver receiving an award from Roman Polanski and Toby Jones at the Marrakech Film Festival this Sunday.

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS

THE SMURFS TO GET ALVIN’D

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Sony obtained the rights to The Smurfs and are planning a live action/animated movie.


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