The Hall & Oates Classic ‘Rich Girl’ Was Actually About A Guy. So What Else Are They Hiding?

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After TMZ blew the lid off the real meaning of the Hall & Oates song 'Rich Girl,' our investigators dug deep to find the meanings of their other hits.


With Leather’s Watch This: Here’s The Worst Song You’ve Ever Heard. Ever.

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I was going to post that new TV commercial from Morgan & Morgan asking the Jacksonville Jaguars to sign Tim Tebow, but I knew that our beloved NFL expert Christmas Ape would be all over it.


Well of course Fergie has a song on The Great Gatsby soundtrack

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Baz Luhrmann is the guy who directed Moulin Rouge and that Romeo and Juliet movie set in a Miami-ish gangster universe where the bad guys all wore Hawaiian shirts and called their guns "swords" (I actually kind of liked that one), so it should come as no surprise that his version of The Great Gatsby looks approximately like a disco ball f*cked a rainstick.


The Best Misheard Song Lyrics of 2012


Once you hear them, you’ll never be able to unhear them.


Santa Drives a Big Brown Truck


UPS delivery man Ken Jones puts his own spin on a Christmas classic.


Adele’s Bond theme is the worst Bond theme in history

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I posted a clip the other day, but here's Adele's full Bond theme song from Skyfall.


Penn State Outlaws Touching, At Least The Kind Neil Diamond Sings About

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One of the great sports wishes of my adulthood has been that stadiums and arenas stop playing Neil Diamond's 'Sweet Caroline' all the time.


The Marlins At Least Have Some Taste


As the Florida Miami Marlins prepare to open their new stadium and begin their new season in their new uniforms with their new shortstop who will hopefully hit a bunch of home runs to light up their new home run fish statue/shrine, it was only fitting that the team would add some new flair and style to the stadium as well.


The 12 Nerdsongs of Christmas


There's a lot of things that can be incredibly annoying on Christmas.


Grant Morrison Performs a Song By…John Lennon?


Grant Morrison is one of the loveable lunatics of comic books.

Tron: Legacy

Disney releases Daft Punk’s Tron song, announces Tron Night

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Disney has released a picture of Daft Punk all Tron'd out, plus 90 seconds of "The Game Has Changed", their new track from the film's score.



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(actual size) The news has been floating around for some time that Bruce Springsteen would be writing the music for Darren Aronofsky's The Wrestler - which recently won the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival.

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