WOMENS TENNIS

Martina Hingis And Her Mom Attacked A Guy With A DVD Player, Might Send Russian Assassins After Him

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Tennis star/my 90s crush Martina Hingis teamed up with her mom to attack her husband, hitting him with a DVD player and threatening him with Russians (?).

#PRO WRESTLING

Wrestling Garbage Man Becomes Drug Dealing Special Ed Teacher

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Wrestling garbage man Duke The Dumpster Droese, now a special education teacher, was recently arrested for selling drugs to an undercover police officer.

UKRAINE

The Tension Between The U.S. And Russia Is Even Greater Thanks To… The Bloodhound Gang?

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Bloodhound Gang are still alive and well, touring around the world and playing festivals from here to Australia.

TIME TRAVEL

73 Sports Movies In 73+ Days: ‘Freejack’

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I think I was 15 minutes into The Running Man yesterday morning, when I suddenly shouted, “Holy crap, what about Freejack.

#MLB

ICYMI: The Phillie Phanatic Parodied Nirvana’s Nevermind

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The Phillie Phanatic parodied Nirvana's 'Nevermind' for a retro night at Citizen's Bank Park, and here it is in its naked, furry, wet glory.

THE 1990S

73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: Surf Ninjas

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I’d like to apologize for taking a few days away from the very important 73 Sports Movies in 73 Days series, as I wanted to get the Fantasy Football stuff out there for the six people who demand it from me each year and I’m also traveling this week.

TWITTER BEEF

Dan Cortese, Daisy Fuentes Took Us Back To The 90s With Some NBA Finals Trash Talk

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Last night’s Game 6 of the NBA Finals was an instant classic for a number of reasons, from Tim Duncan bathing and frolicking in the Fountain of Youth and LeBron James unlocking “Kiss My Ass” mode in the fourth quarter to Manu Ginobili’s “Go home, you’re drunk” style and Miami Heat fans, well, just going home before the 4th quarter was over.

#PRO WRESTLING

This Week In Horrible-Looking People: 30 WWF Trading Cards From 1992

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This week, This Week In Horrible-Looking People leaves the world of embarrassing promo photos behind long enough to focus on the glorious pro wrestling trading cards of the early 90s, specifically WWF trading cards from 1992.

THE 1990S

Team Harlem Nights Vs. Team Ghost Dad. Your Argument Is Invalid

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I'm not sure we'll ever take a better picture than this.

VANILLA ICE

Golf And Vanilla Ice, Together At Last

Via Golf.com Teaching pro Marty McCurry has a new way to fix his students' golf swing.

#MLB

MLB Vet/90s Movie Icon Brad Lesley Goes Away

Brad Lesley only spent four years in the Major Leagues as a relief pitcher; three years in Cincinnati, one in Milwaukee.

#NBA

F**k You, Early 90s Rainstorms: The Shawn Kemp Umbrella Exists

From the creativity magicians at UNDRCRWN comes the REIGN UMBRELLA, an umbrella in the style of Seattle Supersonics great Shawn Kemp that protects you from rain, and, I'm assuming, reign.

#PRO WRESTLING

The Best Of Vintage WWF Royal Rumble Promos

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WWE's Royal Rumble 2013 goes down on January 27, and I think I speak for everyone when I say the best part of a Royal Rumble match is when they herd a wrestler in front of a green screen and tell him to explain off the top of his head why he's gonna win.


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