‘Star Wars ’80s High School’ Imagines Star Wars As A John Hughes Movie

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"What if Star Wars were set in a '80s high school?" That's the question artist Denis Medri asked himself.

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Drop Everything And Watch The ShowBiz Pizza Place Animatronic Band Play ‘Pop, Lock And Drop It’

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The ShowBiz Pizza Place animatronic band plays "Pop, Lock and Drop It" by Huey feat. Lil Bow Wow and T-Pain in this video we didn't realize we needed.


Dinosaurs, Robots, And Vikings: 'Kung Fury' Is Already The Must-See Movie Of 2014

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The first trailer for '80s-style cheesefest action comedy 'Kung Fury' is here, and it's everything we could have asked for and more.


Must-Have Holiday Music: ‘Christmas With The Dallas Cowboys Legends’


You can own the classic Dallas Cowboys Christmas albums from the 80s, even though the players would probably prefer you didn't.


Here’s Bryan Cranston Breaking Bad In An ’80s Atari Ad

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Before Bryan Cranston was breaking bad, he was in numerous '80s commercials, including this rocking ad for 'MegaForce' on the Atari in 1982. Radical!


‘This Is Awful': Conan O’Brien Reviews Classic Atari 2600 Games For Clueless Gamer (VIDEO)

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Conan O’Brien returns for another Clueless Gamer segment on 'Conan', mockingly reviewing several Atari 2600 games.


Bryan Cranston’s Cheesy 80s Commercials Provide Early Evidence Of His Extreme Versatility

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That Bryan Cranston is the best actor on TV should come as no surprise to anyone that's seen his cheesy 80's ads.


Video: This 1988 Fraternity Rush Song Is A Thing Of Beauty

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Entitled "Why Chi Phi?," this 1988 fraternity rush video from the University of Southern California is yet another reminder that the 80s were crazy.

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Fisher Stevens Said He’s Been Contacted About A ‘Short Circuit’ Remake

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It has been rumored for a while that a Short Circuit remake was in the works, because everything that was made in the 1980s must be remade or else the entire universe will collapse on itself.

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73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: ‘Gleaming The Cube’

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I considered two 1980s skateboarding movies when I was originally putting together my list of 73 Sports Movies in 73, and it was very difficult to decide between the 1986 love story, Thrashin’, and the 1989 suspense, Gleaming the Cube.

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Candace Cameron Bure Blasted Some ‘Full House’ Nostalgia On Instagram

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Full House actor reunions seem to be a common trend as of late, including Candace Cameron Bure and Andrea Barber attending a New Kids concert last week.


73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: 'Back To School'

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The other day, as I was meeting with my local Illuminati chapter, a friend asked, “Hey Burnsy, how come you call this thing 73 Sports Movies in 73 Days, but you’re not accounting for Saturdays and Sundays when you and Kate Upton are yachting with Leonardo DiCaprio and his topless models.

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73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: ‘Over The Top’

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Here we are on Day 3 of this amazing and award-winning project of mine to fill the void between now and the first game of the 2013 NFL season by watching random sports movies each day and writing about them as if they’re brand new.

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Richard Marx Will Cut You If You Disrespect Him Online

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Remember Richard Marx? Well, whatever you do, don't write anything insulting to him or his music online or he will come and FIND YOU!


New Line wants the director of Saw for their MacGyver movie

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MacGyver's never been far from pop cultural consciousness, and the creator even tried to sue the producers of MacGruber a few years back.


‘Miami Connection’ has a new trailer. Praise Jesus.

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If you took my complete and utter apathy for another three-hour Hobbit movie and reversed the polarity, you'd get Miami Connection, a film that combines mullets, 80s synth-pop, sword fights, ninjas, girls in nightclubs with their boobs flopping everywhere and karate.

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