Vampires

‘Haunted Gay Vampire Ring’ & Morning Links

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There's no way I could sum this up better than commenter BK when I showed this to her, "One ring to rule the mall.

#Comics

The Goon Battles Sparkly Twilight Vampires And Their Fans

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Today's issue of paranormal comic The Goon (written by Eric Powell and colored by Dave Stewart) will take on sparkly boy band vampires and their fans.

#Facebook

How’d You Like A Free Home Mortgage?

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Adzookie is a brand new advertising firm that has already drawn considerable interest and scorn for its first major marketing campaign.

Vampires

Alan Tudyk and Robin McLeavy Join ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’

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Hey, remember when Australian actress Robin McLeavy was <a href="../2011/02/whos-joined-the-cast-of-abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter">rumored</a> to be cast in Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov’s adaptation of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" as Lincoln's crazy wife.

#JONAH HILL

Hollywood is not even pretending that they’re still trying

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Jonah Hill is in negotiations to make his directing debut, and don't get me wrong: I like Jonah Hill.

Vampires

Trent Reznor Scoring And Acting In “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”

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If you had told me back in the 90s that someday I'd be writing about Oscar winner Trent Reznor composing the music and acting in a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires, I'd have bought some weed from you and I'd also ask you why I would be writing stuff since I'd be far too busy running my handcrafted shoes for cats business in the future.

Vampires

New Mary Todd Lincoln Cast In “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”

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My only regret for what I am about to do is that I forgot to do it yesterday on Presidents' Day.

Vampires

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson Is Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

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If you like your vampire killers more bearded and top-hatted than Buffy, you're no doubt excited about the upcoming movie adaptation of the novel Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.

#TRUE BLOOD

New Characters for ‘True Blood’

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Over the first three seasons of "True Blood," HBO has given us a world populated with sexy vampires, sexy werewolves, sexy shape-shifters, sexy telepaths, and sexy mythological demigods.

Zombies

MTV Zombie Series DERP DERP DERP

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In January, I <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/01/sigh-mtv-making-zombie-series" target="_self">warned you of the possibility</a> that MTV would remake George Romero's Dawn of the Dead.

ZOMBIES VS VAMPIRES

Zombies Vs. Vampires. Yes, Really.

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If something is so predictably lame and cliched that it can be used as a punchline, Hollywood will greenlight it.

WTF

Hop Aboard The Wayback Machine: Morgan Freeman’s Vampire Bath Song

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The week after the San Diego Comic-Con is always a ridonkulously slow news time, so let's do what needs to be done whenever the news cycle slows down: chug Vicks 44 straight from the bottle find a classic clip of Morgan Freeman taking a bath in a coffin, while singing.

WILL SMITH

Every Will Smith family member makes movies now

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<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1294213/Tom-Cruise-Will-Smith-power-lunch-cheesy-LA-bar--did-ride-mechanical-bull.html?ito=feeds-newsxml" target="_blank">Possible Scientologist</a> and boringest man in Hollywood Will Smith (he's the Tiger Woods of movies, pre-affairs) reportedly has a new project on his plate.

Vampires

Twi-tards are biting each other now

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And now, from the you-probably-saw-this-coming files, it seems that Twilight kids have  taken to biting each other, and not just because they mistook their friends for delicious, delicious Twinkies.

Vampires

Decision 2010: 10 Things LeBron James Might Announce on His ESPN Special

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LeBron James made pro sports history when he announced that he would host a one hour TV special on ESPN to announce with which team he would sign as a free agent.

Vampires

Neil Gaiman News To Make You Hate Twilight Even More

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If anybody could usher in a badass return to form for the vampire genre, it would be Neil Gaiman.

Vampires

Once again, I blame Twilight

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In addition to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/twilight-obsession-killing-marriages-cats" target="_blank">failed marriages</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/twilight-kills-a-puppy-other-stories-from-lonesome-town" target="_blank">dead cats</a>, and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/twilight-obsession-killing-marriages-cats" target="_blank">house husbands writing poetry</a>, you can now add car crash to the list of terrible things Twilight may have indirectly caused.

Vampires

ALL VAMPIRES! ALL THE TIME! KILL ME NOW!

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/vampire-academy-books.jpg"></a>(I can't believe these are real book covers.


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