(“Arby’s represent, son.”)
Channing Tatum recently sat down with a writer from Details, and naturally, the subject quickly turned to penises. Specifically, the penis burn that Tatum suffered on the set of his latest movie, The Mumbliest Wigger. From HuffPo:
Filming “The Eagle of the Ninth” in Scotland, Tatum had to wade into freezing water in a wetsuit. “The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.”
Channing Tatum later showed the writer pictures taken after the incident, which he describes thusly:
Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it’s painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it.
Looking at pictures of Channing Tatum’s wiener, then describing Channing Tatum’s wiener in excruciating detail while also describing how looking at Channing Tatum’s wiener made your wiener feel is pretty much exactly what I expect from a Details article. Aren’t men’s mags awesome, bro? Let’s all go jerk each other off I mean watch Entourage. Oh hey look, FilmDrunk is the number one search result for “Channing Tatum’s wiener.”
Barely related: This is my favorite screen cap from the Details website:
Damn, bro, I think I saw an episode of MANswers about this! LET’S GO DO STUFF PEOPLE SAY IS COOL!