CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS A FAKE STRIPPER

05.05.09 10 years ago 21 Comments

I’ve never been a fan of fake white hair on short Latin girls or skanky pornstar makeup or fake boobs that only look good after pregnancy, but I know Christina Aguilera has her fans so this story’s for them.  She’s soon to be making her acting debut in a role as a “burlesque dancer,” which I guess is like a stripper who can read.

Burlesque, for Screen Gems, casts the singer as an ambitious smalltown girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club. Steven Antin will direct from his own script. [EmpireMovies]

I understand finding love and success, but how do you find family at a strip club?  Just because I ask to call you “mama” doesn’t make it so.

…Does it?

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