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01.05.09 74 Comments

This week’s Comments of the Week winner gets Vicky Cristina Barcelona (

As always, the way this works is, when a commenter makes a comment worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of this post.  I’LL pick the winner from among the nominees next Sunday/Monday. (Often, like today, the winner gets a prize).  FYI, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section.

On to the runners up!

First off, I should point out that I had no idea a link to

Chodin says, “Gerald Posner is the first individual ever to be the joint-spokesperson for both Dove facial creams and fetal alcohol syndrome.”

Stinky Peet says, “Gerald Posner = Lou Diamond Phillips + windshield.”

Pauly Dangerously says, “Gerald Posner’s eyes don’t see eye-to-eye.”

Donkey Hodey says, “Gerald Posner’s appearance can only be explained by one thing: time travel-based incest.””

Chodin says, “When Gerald Posner gets a character drawing done at Six Flags, he always weeps at how f-cking normal he could have looked if things had just been a little different in his life.”

Pauly Dangerously says, “David Shankbone [actual name of the photographer of this pic] didn’t have that last name until he took that picture of Gerald Posner.

*slow clap*  Moving on, there was also the Lesbian Vampire Killers thread.

Pauly Dangerously says, “These bitches LOVE to get their red wings.”

Michelle07 says, “‘Lesbian Vampire Killers’ is better than ‘Dyke Death Dealers.’ …Wait, no it’s not.”

Elsewhere, Donkey Hodey came up with a headline to my Valkyrie review that I wish I’d thought of.

Donkey Hodey says, “Headline: Stauffenberg uses two fingers, but can’t bring Valkyrie to climax.”

Because he actually only had two fingers, get it?  Getting close to the winner now…  From the Gwyneth Paltrow-Joaquin Phoenix Rom-Com trailer thread:

Stinky Peet says, “Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy is so big an Apple fell out of it.”

Because her daughter’s actually named Apple, get it?  I should stop explaining these, shouldn’t I.  Anyway, the winner, by a hair, from the Nic Cage to Play President of Egypt thread is:

Chino Moreno says, “The most requested bikini wax in Egypt is not the Brazilian, but the Gaza Strip.”

Get it, by a hair?  *crushed by anvil*

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