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06.01.09 17 Comments

Check out these links or die tryin.

  • A map of where every bad guy died in Die Hard.  It makes dying a little less… hard. Okay, that didn’t really make sense, but then again, so’s your face. |NextRound|
  • 10 sport domain names that need to exist. Why?  Because 11 would’ve been too many. |Uncoached|
  • The Kindle Three helps you read, even if you can’t read. Every Fox exec would own one of these. |CollegeHumor|
  • Chris Brown is working on his new album.  It’s gonna be a knockout. |RealTalkNY|
  • Five disturbing Sam Raimi moments.  I can’t believe the time he raped your mother at a hobo sex party isn’t on here.  Oh yeah, I went there. |ScreenJunkies|
  • “Hot Sluts, Episode One.” Okay, you have my attention.  |Atom|
  • “Yo, Dude, did you see my new TV?  It’s rape free.” |BoingBoing|
  • Man, between this chick and Susan Boyle, the gossip rags really can’t stop rubbing really ugly people in my face.  Ugly people should just, like, stop. |DailyFill|
  • Venn Diagrams of movies vs. their “urban” counterparts. So apparently a Venn Diagram is one of those overlapping circle graphs. Meanwhile, the Venn Diaphragm was discontinued early on due to unwieldyness.  |HolyTaco|
  • Check it out, a tribute montage to Jay Leno. Sort of. |Videogum|

SITE NEWS: I pulled an all-nighter, folks. Turns out lugging all your worldly possessions up four flights of stairs takes a long time. Oh, and thanks to the NYPD for the parking ticket. “Are you giving me a ticket? I’m just unloading.” “You can’t park here.” “So where should I park? Where are people supposed to park when they’re moving?” “…Sir, I’ve already started writing the citation. I can’t just tear it up now.” “Yes, God forbid. That’s cool, I’ll just pay you $100. Wouldn’t want to be a bother.” Anyway, long story short, no sleep = expect weirdness. And typos.

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