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06.09.08 37 Comments

Yahoo just released a new poster for The Spirit, from 300 author Frank Miller, featuring Eva Mendes.  There’s a commercial on Spike TV recently that starts with two guys sitting on a bench, one guy asking the other, "Who’s hotter – Eva Mendes or Eva Longoria?"  Hypothetically, if a person ever thought the answer to that question was enough in doubt to ask it out loud, then hypothetically, that person probably likes the taste of semen.

And to answer her question, no you don’t look like a good girl.  Good girls wear bracelets on their wrists, not in their goddamned mouths.  Jesus, were you raised in a f-ing barn?

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