Looks like I won’t be needing you anymore, glitter-covered fifi.
That’s because someone (finally!) made an Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson sex pillow, or “manllow: half man, half pillow” as they’re calling it. Wait, did I say sex pillow? I meant abstinence-support pillow. Just don’t lean on it too hard, it doesn’t know if it can control itself around you. Coming soon, Edward Cullen manllow chest-extenders, for the young lady with more loneliness to love. “I like to watch you sleep, and stuff your face with ice cream.”
No word on whether they’re resistant to cat fur.
[Thanks to ToplessRobot for finding this]