01.02.09 9 years ago 14 Comments

I’m not sure what the best part of the new trailer (video below) for Suckheimer’s G-Force is.  Is it Nic Cage voicing the star-nosed mole, but doing a funny voice that’s hardly recognizable as Nic Cage the whole time?  Is it Penelope Cruz as the sexy martial arts guinea pig, slinking around to the tune of “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend was Hot Like Me”?  I’m interested to see where that plot line goes.  Like, will she be breaking into the enemy compound acting all sexy, and the henchmen will be all distracted because they’re too busy thinking Holy crap, look at that sexy f-cking guinea pig.  I know it’s my job to shoot guinea pigs on sight, but I have to have me some of that hot rodent pussy. And then when the guy pops a huge boner, she karate chops him unconscious?  Because I think they already made that movie.  In Japan.  *gong sound*

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