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08.13.09 9 Comments

When word came down the other day that Steven Spielberg was producing a Halo movie, I for one was excited. Because when Steven Spielberg is producing something, you know it means he’s going to walk down to the set and scratch his balls for a few minutes while Lucas nukes the fridge or Michael Bay makes the robots hump.  Which is why it saddened me to learn that Microsoft, who owns Halo, says the project is on hold.  NOW where’s Spielberg supposed to scratch his balls and look bored?  Said a Microsoft spokesperson…

We’re glad there’s still a lot of enthusiasm in the entertainment industry surrounding the idea of a Halo movie. That said, the Halo feature film remains on hold as we focus on projects like Halo 3: ODST and Halo: Reach. [Kotaku]

So there you have it, gamers.  For the time being you’ll just have to slake your appetite for video games by, uh… playing… uh… video games?  Haha, that can’t be right, that would just be stupid.

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