FlipBoard"The new coach has a secret weapon."
He keeps it in his pocket – he’ll show it to you if you follow him behind the shed. He doesn’t usually let people see it, but you’re special, you really toot his whistle. Remember, this will be your little secret.
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Let’s take a picture to remember the day we let a girl ruin our football team!
She can play catch with McG! Aww…who am I kidding? We all know McG wants to be the catcher…
Dammit, and I just dropped a great response to Eibz on the last page. Now nobody will see it. :(
Whenever Shiqniqua made an error, Coach T would sneek up on her and blast her with an epic fuzzy musket.
He saw it, erswi! (I also beat you to it when I nommed it, fag)
Just for mentioning it erswi, I’m not gonna go back and look.
It’s amazing that 20 years ago I would have shit my pants if Ice Cube made eye contact with me and now I’d like to put my ice cream cone on his head.
Ooo! Ooo! New Game!Make a Ghetto Name For Our Black Female QB! Crappy is on the board with Shiqniqua!
I saw it Erswi. You made me look
So true Burnsy.
Bonquisha Shiniqua Shareena(it’s the name my little sister always swore she would give her illegitimate half black baby whenever our dad would piss her off)
N’RaQwonzda(The N’ is silent.)
Shithead is always a classic Ghetto Name. (It’s pronounced "Shuh-theed")
Favre.
Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg have both been accused of, linked to and recorded songs about murder. Yet I’m more frightened by a bunch of movie blog commenters.
^ That’s pronounced "fav-rey"
True story: My wife is an RN and while working at a hospital in the New Orleans area that shall remain nameless a young black girl came in to have her baby. When the baby was brought into the room and the family asked her what she would name it she replied that the hospital had already put a name on the card that hangs on the crib. The name was Feh-molly (phonetic). The fucking card said FEMALE.
I shall name her Spalding-aTrue Story time, I was the only girl on my High School soccer team. We suuuuuucked.
*loud, rumbling belly laughter is heard from deep in space*
I forget who the comedienne was, but she had a routine about "Ghetto Names", and my all time fave was, "I named you Fellopia cuz that’s where you came from!"
In the original Cat People movie (from 1942), there was a character named Female (fee moll ay).
I always thought most pharmaceuticals were just ghetto names in waiting."Lunestra, get yo ass inside!"
I once new black twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello. The people who gave their mother her WIC vouchers must have been so proud…
True Story: My friend was training some new chick and when he ntoiced her nametag said, "Tia" He says, "Oh good, at least your name isn’t Taqishwa of some stupid shit." He reply, "Taqishwa is my name, people call me Tia for short."
I think that, in the spirit of young black quarterbacks, her name should be Vick-E.
Also, Snoop Dogg should have a cameo where she throws a football at his nuts.
Vick-E…niiiice…
It’s possible we may have covered this already, but just in case . . . can we safely say now that Ice Cube has officially durst?
I am so stunned by the stupidity and banality of this movie that I cant even make fun of other people. This is serious, guys, I think I need a doctor
All this time, I thought Fek’lhr was a black chick.
New up WITH BLOOD
Fuck you, crap, for coming up with fav-RAY before me.And fuck everyone else for being at least three steps ahead of my late-waking slow-driving post-chasing ass all morning.