Senior Editor
01.15.09 20 Comments

On the left, we have Mickey Rourke at some sort of leather n’ thongs party, courtesy of Don Chavez.  See, he’s just a regular guy.  I mean, who hasn’t been to one of those?  On the right, his new PETA ad. “When dogs get knocked up, puppies get put down”.  So true.  How many times have I seen a cute little puppy just trying to walk down the street with all the other dogs around it going, “Hey man, we heard your mom’s pregnant.  We always new she was a fat bitch!  Ha, I bet you’re on welfare.  Yeah, way to be on welfare, welfare dog!”  Poor little guy.

Anyway, I’m not sure where I was going with this other than to say that you all better be ready for Mickey Rourke to be a huge star.  I’m all for it, because A. The Wrestler is the best movie I’ve seen this year, and B. Mickey Rourke is roughly 800 billion times more interesting than Will Smith (approximately).

Around The Web