FlipBoardAccording to a recent Pew poll, a larger percentage of Mormons see Hollywood as “a threat to their values” than any other religion. Hollywood placed third on the list of threats to Mormon values, just below caffeine and Mexicans, and just ahead of spooning. (Maybe).
The survey showed more than two-thirds of Mormons (68%) rebuffed the entertainment industry, followed by 54% of Jehovah’s Witnesses and 53% of evangelicals. Less than half (42%) of the general population said Hollywood threatens their values.
Incidentally, California is not just home to Tinseltown; it also boasts America’s second-largest Mormon population (13%), second only to Utah (35%). Mormons account for 1.7% of American adults, comparable to the nation’s Jewish population. [USA Today]
Oh sure, but God forbid you rebuff it hard enough to save us from Katherine Heigl and Stephenie Meyer. It’s going to be all your fault when the dumpsters at prom are all overflowing with “abstinence babies.” What, too far? On a lighter note, 96% of Mormons polled were quick to add that Ryan Gosling “seems like a nice boy.”
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I live in Boston, and I lost all respect for Schilling as soon as I saw him as a shill for Bush. Around hear they called him a hero for pitching on a bleeding ankle, but a hero would have done it for free…
PEW PEW PEW
*holsters gun fingers
Homophobic turtle would fit in nicely with all those shirts up there.
They’re making Juliane Moore look tan.
Hey girl, I may be a Mormon and a polygamist, but you’re the only girl for me.
The Mighty Feklahr wonders how Mormons would rate His blog in terms of threatening Mormon values? Hopefully very high.
I too am afraid of Hollywood corrupting and destroying my values.
I value intelligence and common sense.
I’m looking at you FOX!
you see another picture of a family of mormons, I see 6 drains on the economy who would rather spend their friday nights churning butter rather than going to the movies…
I’m going to have to remember to put my Junior Varsity Basketball MVP trophy in the background to our Christmas cards this year. It’s what Jesus would do.
I tell you what though, get a few beers in “Schilly” at a Klan rally and he does a hilarious Bill Clinton impersonation (fucks the fat chicks and unloads on their dresses)!
Mormons are just upset they can’t ride their mountain bikes to the drive-in.
Now that I think about it, I’m sure there is an entire chapter about Tyler Perry in the book of Jesus Christ and Latter-day Saints.
Hey girl, is that blood on your sock? Here’s one of my maxi pads. It has wings like my love for you.
Of course they fear Hollywood. It’s full of gays and some of the women aren’t pregnant yet.
Mormons fear Hollywood the most as the biggest threat to their values, but blacks still hold the top spot as the biggest threat to their valuables.
*whispers* and black people
I believe you meant to say “YMCA” BoPa.
Was that a dicKKK step?
Mormons fear Hollywood because Joseph Smith, Jr. thought X-Men was “fucking stupid”.
Curt Schilling may be a jesus freak, but he’s not a mormon…..
Mormons just hate Hollywood because with current ticket prices, the average Mormon family has to $629 to see a flick – and that’s before concessions.
Donk, how in today’s America can they possibly fear blacks over Mexicans as a threat to their valuables? We’ve got a (1/2) BLACK PRESIDENT FOR FUCK SAKE!
They also have to SPEND $629. Go fuck yourself Mike.
Mormons hate Hollywood because Scientology got there first. No room for two goofy religions in one goofy town.
Ironically, I view Mormons as the biggest threat to my coming “Reign of Sodomy”. They don’t like the fancy stuff.
You would hate Hollywood too if you had 3 wives asking you what’s happening in the movie you’re watching every 10 minutes.
Mormons are exactly why I don’t trust anyone who learned nothing from Henry VIII.
Pauly, that was spit-take worthy, right there ^^
How much you want to bet that little fucker in the background is the rider of the Pale Horse?
Could you photoshop Olivia’s head on all those bodies?
I’d rather see more Munns.
I haven’t seen that many turtle necks since I rented “Franky’s Foreskin Gang-Bang 6”.
Mormons also call Branson, Missouri a threat to their sensibilities.
The onnnnly thing we have to fear is… MORE MCG MOVIES!
Somebody has to stop Katherine Heigl. And if they won’t, I will. I’m not saying that I’d fight her…
No, wait, I am saying that. I will fight Katherine Heigl.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
The bitch from Gray’s Anatomy versus filmdrunk’s own Miss Patty
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only use the edge.
FOXY BOXING!
Wasn’t “Dumpster Babies” a spin-off of Muppet Babies with Oscar the Grouch?
Curt Schilling and his wife must really be into anal cause all his kids came out looking like the “Children of the Corn-hole”.
I played a lot of Street Fighter as a kid. How hard can it be? Quarter-circle forward, punch, hadouken, blah blah blah.
Patty-beatin’ up a woman is easy. Dealing with all the crying and shit afterward is the hard part.
Is that chet from the real world? – hate that god dang closeted gay bitch! *Dvrs project runway*
@GenePoolParty (extremely late): That’s not a trophy it’s a mormonorah, which is like a menorah but has a helluva lot more candles for all the preggo waffles its gotta heat.