Larry the Cable guy at a society event? I smell a fish out of water!
…The Mighty Fek’lhr wonders what a BONG!!!!!! with *six* exclamation points would be?
SLOUCHING REDNECK HIDDEN STRAP-ON!!!!
Like a BOOSH! but WAAAAAAAY better!
Hey Ken, thanks for dropping by.
I smell a fish out of water!No, Lance – it’s B.O. and Pabst.
I smell a fish out of water!Oh sorry, it’s been weeks since I washed my cock.
For the record, we don’t have a whole bunch of "famous" people from Nebraska, so it’s with clenched buttcheeks and a submissive expression that I claim he’s from here. ::bends over in anticipation::
Do. Not. Want.
JHC: I’m not surprised there aren’t many famous people from Nebraska… look what you people do when fame comes knocking!*Starts a petition to ethnically cleanse Nebraska of all people, including people who just happen to be on holiday or passing through*
I smell a fish out of water!No, that is Nebraska.
The Mighty Fek’lhr heard that Dursting Huffman was in this movie.
I smell a fish out of water!Oh sorry! ((Splash))
i’m trying to decide whether or not my work computer failing to load this video, is in fact divine intervention.
How is it possible that so many people are watching this goddam trailer that I can’t stream it? Surely this is a sign that the anti-Chirst has already been born and is living among us. Armageddon, not just a shitty Michael Bay movie anymore…
JHC: I’m not surprised there aren’t many famous people from Nebraska… look what you people do when fame comes knocking!No arguements from me dude. I will say that if Fame ever did come knockin’ on my door, I’d give it a rodgering that it wouldn’t soon forget. If I spelled rodgering wrong, sue me. Do I look British to you?::smiles and shows not only all of his teeth, but that they don’t overlap each other either::
What’s with the hostilities bryce? What, now you have a job, you think you can just dump on Nebraska? Well, let me tell you something mister, you can.
When you purchase a ticket for this movie, there had better be a dude just inside the doorway, waiting to chop your fucking head off with a samurai sword.
there had better be a dude just inside the doorway, waiting to chop your fucking head off with a samurai sword.How about a fat guy dressed like a Klingon with a plastic dak’tah?
wtf assholes?! im typing my soul away on the other post and this one pops up. fuck you lance!!!
JHC: Whatever, fuck you smelly people!*looks up where Nebraska is on a map*Oh, sorry, I thought it was in France.
dub: check the previous post.
fek: only if the dude bends you over and fucks you in front of your own family.
Who the hell you calling assholes wwbd? Fuck you, you ass sniffing little cunt rag. I’ll kick your motherfucking ass. You’re just another one of those internet tough guys hiding being your keyboard typing away, when you’re really just a giant pussy living in a trailer with your Momma, wacking off to the Sears catalog, and dreaming of the day you and Momma can move into a double wide. Don’t you ever call me an asshole again you goddam internet piece of shit. j/k LOLerz!!!! Tee hee!!!!
you are a naughty monkey Hairy!
Think about this: The people who wrote this were on strike for more money.
…does lance really expect us to “elaborate” on this post?
Think about this: The people who wrote this were on strike for more money. At first glance, I thought this said "Think about tits". Ironically, I was.
If only his parents had never met… IN THE WOMB! Now that’s a blue collar joke!
Am I the only one thinking:OMG! Look at Larry the Cable Guy’s Wizard Sleeves!!!!11!!?
So Chod, what’s the fucking deal? You can get Val the job as Kitt, but you can’t get a picture of him holding your dick? Fucknut buttmonkey!
Think about this: The people who wrote this were on strike for more money. That’s something I absolutely hate about collective bargaining and unions. The shitty people make just as much as the good people. I keep hoping for some producer to have the balls to suggest a suck clause in a contract. "If you and/or your TV show/movie/script/acting sucks then all of your undeserved residuals will be confiscated and used to feed starving pygmies in Botswana. At no time will box office or advertising receipts factor into your suck rating. Suckage will be determined by any combination of A. your percentage on Rotten Tomatoes, B. Lance Martini’s opinion of you and your work, or C. Harry Knowles opinion multiplied by -1."
One of my brother’s friends was friends with Larry back when he created that character. Sounds like it started out as a hacky Andy Kaufman wannabe "let’s make fun of rednecks" thing, except the rednecks either didn’t notice it was a parody or they just didn’t care. Now he’s their king. I hope he’s secretely donating some of that redneck lucre to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood. (Do they take donations in the form of Bradford Exchange commemorative plates?)
friends with Larry Danfixed