11.25.09 8 years ago 14 Comments

If you pay any attention to the world of film critics, and I hope to God you don’t, you’ve probably already heard of Pete Hammond, who’s sort of notorious for being a whore.  Fittingly, he now works for the LA Times. His latest column, despite predicting an Oscar nomination for Sandra Bullock (…no comment), has a headline with perhaps easily the best thing he’s ever written. He calls The Blind Side a “Number two with a Bullock!”

Yes, a steamy, robust number two with a healthy loaf of Bullock pinched off in it.  And a play on words, it works on so many levels!  Finally, a Pete Hammond poster quote I can trust!  And you better believe I used Comic Sans.  Comic Sans and Pete Hammond’s writing were meant for each other.

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