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Sarah Jessica Parker recently revealed that she was kicked by a cow on the set of her latest movie, Did You Hear About the Morgans.
“The cow kicked me in the middle of the scene and they left it in.” The 44-year-old added: “But I sympathised with the cow. I didn’t belong there and she knew it.” [BBC – thanks, Alan]
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Even worse, she’s pretty sure that the spider web hanging on the barn door spelled out “FUCKING BITCH”.
Can’t we stop all this cow on horse crime????
Rosie O’Donnell is in this?
Honestly though it’s her own fault, she was behind the cow trying to use the back of it as a mirror when she got kicked.
This is a good reason to buy the cow, even when you’re getting the milk for free.
The cow kicked her because she was more of a Samantha than a Carrie.
She’s right! You never see cows and horses in the same field.
“What do you think – open and shut case of on-set accident?”
“Hold on, Frank – I’m thinking.”
“Thinking of what?”
“The perfect line to say before I put these sunglasses – OOH – I GOT IT: Your moooooooove, horse.”
EEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beforehand, the cow screamed “Mooooove over, bitch!”.
“Wrong stable, dumbass” said the cow
SJP still can’t figure out how to fuck them six dicks at once.
I guess horse shoes aren’t so lucky.
That’s what happens when you don’t let Kirstie Alley go for a ride.
Proof that everybody really is a critic.
Too bad she wasn’t bitten by a radioactive pig.
She would have become Sarah Jessica Porker.
That means there was three animals in one scene: A horse, a cow, and a mole.
Jesus Christ. That picture in the bottom left of the banner looks like one of those Easter Island Statues.
Didn’t George Orwell foretell this?
I’d like to name the cheese that comes from that cow’s milk “victory”.
Slight edit to Pauly’s:
“Mooooooove, bitch, get out the way…”
It would have behooved SJP to keep away from that cow’s taint.
Wow, I can finally understand why Indians worship cows.
That cow should be a judge on America’s Got Talent.
Kathy Bates is in this?
Indians worship buffalo.
Ohhhh you mean those Indians.
Right before the kick, the cow asked, “Have you ever seen a horsefly?”
That’s naggravated assault.
Dot, not feathers, Jiri.
That cow just mistook SJP for Mrs. O’Leary’s lamp and was trying to burn this fucking movie down.
You know how this story got around, don’t you?
Heard it through the bovine.
*dances off stage with the California Raisins*
Or if you prefer: computer support, not casino owners.
Matthew Broderick is jealous of that cow’s bravery.
The whole barnyard has turned on her. They think she’s a sellout.
You’re sposed to take the bull by the horns you daft git, not get kicked in the ass by a cow.
Wait, I just noticed that the pic is titled O’Leary’sCowSJP, cuz I can’t seed the pic, did I just dick stomp this post?
The Variety headline said “Horseface Sheepish After Cattle Call!”
The 44-year-old added:
44?? Bull-shit.
Well, that cow can just forget about her role in SJP’s broadway musical directorial debut ‘La Cage aux Foals’.
That’s 44 in horse years
Mad cow disease for the win!
That cow’s name was “Roberto Duran”.
Just saw tech support, well played jack!
I didn’t realize that any of Burnsy’s former sexual partners had a problem with SJP.
Shit got real when an old lady swallowed that cow then went after SJP.
This is the best improptu extra abuse against a film’s star since “Hey Malkovich! Think Fast!”
And since that NEVER gets old;
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“Miracles aren’t just for 34th Street this year.” Coming this Winter on the CW, “Touched by a Bovine”.
So, did that cow hit you?
yes, she (puts on sunglasses) did.
Neeeeeiiiiigghhhhhh!!!!
The heifer ran away after kicking her.
What a coward!
OH MY GOD, I HOPE SHE’S OKAY. MY PRAYERS ARE WITH HER FAMILY.
Just kidding. Fuck that ho. (shoots three baskets) rse