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I bash a lot of a big Hollywood movies here on FilmDrunk, but lest you forget that indies are just as bad, here’s the trailer for Skid Marks (for mature audiences, supposedly), “the hardcore comedy about softcore medics.”
It’s always sad when a movie needs a dwarf and but can’t afford Peter Dinklage or Mini Me. Anyway, two of the main characters are a little person and a really fat guy. I’d suggest adding an albino and a harelip if you really want to keep people away in droves.
As you can see, the plot revolves around two competing EMT crews, D.I.C. and B.A.L., making it basically a rip off of Super Troopers by and for morons. The trailer finishes with its tagline, “You can’t cure stupid…” Hmm, I feel like I’ve heard that somewhere before…
So guys, next time no one wants to give you money to make your movie, take it as a sign. A sign that you have no original ideas. (Opens in four San Diego county locations January 25th – stay classy)
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Bah! It is easy to cure stupid. The Mighty Fek’lhr uses deadly force.
I second the call for Deadly Force on all whiney cunt-twats.
I have to go to lunch now, but I’ve got some douche named dooter all pissed off over on durden. The britney thread if you feel like playing along.
Death is too easy for em Fek. I think mistakes of nature, like stupid people or freaks, should be kept in this world and made to suffer as long as possible like god intended.
i’m-a join that effort, J. i don’t go to lunch, i stay on this bastard so i can keep reading all of these HILLLLLARIOUS comments!
Hairy-WTF will we make soilent green out of then?
Something something, Pun using skid marks. I gotta go get my script filled. Bebackbeforeyouwantmetobe,No minus
"Hilariously funny laughs n shit!" -Craptastic, FilmDrunk
Soilent Green is made out of little Muslim babies and pork byproducts. DUH!
Okay wait, hold on a second. Take another look at the red band there.This trailer contains the following – EXPLICIT LANGUAGE, DRUG USE, NUDITY & ABSURDITYAbsurdity? That’s actually pretty funny they added that there.
::wipes tear from his eye:: I swear to god, I would take a cyber bullet for any one of you fuckers. You guys are the best group of anonymous friends a guy could have. Heaven help someone who fucks with this posse. ::hugs and hand pounds all around the room::
Guy’cha!Give Him five!Up high!Down low…TOO SLOW! Dor sho gha!
::gives Him the same look Ahnahld gave the squeaky kid in T-2::
I’m pretty sure this was written while watching a Police Academy marathon and participating in auto-erotic asphyxiation. Shit like this gets created when the brain goes without oxygen.
Stand on one leg!Sweet, I got my own Terminator!Hmm…fuck me in the ass!
Everyone’s ganging up on old dooter. Everybody loves JHC!
The Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson combo ripoff is quite impressive.
By the way, J. If you’re talking about a Britney thread on WWTDD, you should probably be a bit more specific. That’s like saying you’re going to Denny’s to hit on the white trash waitress.
That’s true Burnsy.
Either way, well done. That was the most fun I’ve had reading a comment thread since I got busted posting on Tiger Beat.
Love JHC, I posted on a Britney thread, you owe me a hand job. With lube, not spit.
I think it’s sad how dwarfs are constantly changing what it’s okay to call them. Soon, it’ll be Politically Incorrect to call them ‘little people’. No matter what you call yourselves, it’ll eventually come to mean what it’s supposed to mean: Midget. Accept the life you lead.