TWILIGHT: LOVE MEANS ALWAYS LOOKING LIKE YOU HAVE HEARTBURN

03.22.10 8 years ago 29 Comments

In this just-released scene from The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (I think that’s what they’re calling it, I’m not going to look it up), Edward Valiant and Isabella Sparklepony show us what it is to have true love.  I haven’t found true love, but apparently it’s like having a really bad stomach ache where you can’t talk too loud or make any sudden movements for fear of sharting yourself.  Also: are they not allowed to move their lips when they talk?  This movie is racist against deaf people.

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